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jody

Don't MAKE me act up!

About Me

I am HI-larious! And if you don't laugh I'll kick you in the nuts.

My Interests

much too shallow for any true interests

I'd like to meet:

Edwina Monsoon and Patsy Stone so we could hang out and drink a little Vodie, dahling! I would also like to meet Anna Nicole Smith (DAMN my luck!) Maybe a handsome Irish man with green eyes and a WICKED sexy brogue who needs a quick green card marriage. Anyone who would give me 20 bucks.

Music:

old english punk, old american punk, punk, pop-punk, alternative, punky new-wave, hellbilly, old country (especially if it sounds like punk) irish jigs, scottish bag-pipes, english sailing shantys and whale songs.

Movies:

The one where the vicious serial killer is skinning women so he can make himself a real woman suit...and there's all these mothes flying around...I think it was called "The Sound of Music"

Television:

ohhhhh....the box with the pretty colors.... Which Lost Character Are You?

More on Lost . Created by BuddyTV

Books:

My favorite books are the ones that are propping up my coffee table.

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys....no wait...that's not right...my heroes have always peered into the heart of strangers and found goodness there...no, no, that's wrong. My heroes have always said, "What the hell is wrong with you, girl?! Get in there and do some frickin work and get that stupid look off your face!" Inspiring words. Vyvian from the Young One's is my soulmate

My Blog

The Boy vs. Candy Bar

I was in the Wal-mart candy aisle with The Boy the other day (what'dya mean 'why'....damn yer nosy!) and he espied a giant Tobelerone candy bar....the thing was as big as a baseball bat. "whoa....mom....
Posted by jody on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:02:00 PST

read it and find out!

Ode to My Car ( a '95 Mercury Tracer Wagon that some fuckhead stole out of the Walmart parking lot and then used to steal an atm....which he then forgot in the back until the police arrested his dumba...
Posted by jody on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:04:00 PST

Boy vs. Squirrel

The other day I was waiting for The Boy in the car, we were going to the store. He comes flopping out of the front door...anyone who'se seen The Boy run knows he doesn't do so very grac...
Posted by jody on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

The Boy

Yesterday I awoke tired and hungry, so I yelled for The Boy (who'se home on Spring Break) "Oi! Boyo...!" I yelled. and he poped his head in through my open bedroom door.  "Mummy's hungry, sw...
Posted by jody on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST