salt on everything.. |
seven thousand day cough.seven thousand day cough. my lungs of an old womanof a racist race called man, i'm a word machinewithout enough words to be composed or the worms to decompose.my old song body...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST |
0wn3d |
So very very stressed.
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Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST |
More on Chuck Norris |
When Chuck Norris goes on The Price is Right as a contestant, he is ALWAYS right!
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.
Whe...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST |
SEX!!! |
I thought it was a pretty funny survey thing, so I posted it here.
SEX SURVEY1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?once.. damn roofies2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?yes, once. again with th...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:19:00 PST |
MASTURBATION!!! |
A big date with Rosy Palms A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters Adjusting the antenna Adjusting your set Answering the Bone-A-Phone Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Ar...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST |
Mung... now that's hot. |
*** DICTIONARY OF OBSCURE SEXUAL TERMS ***....this one's not for the faint at heart! ;)...Angry DragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it com...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST |
06/06/06 |
this is quite amusing.. are they joking. i think so but then again they could just be actual Baptists..wondering what the fuck i'm talkin about?check it out HERE...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST |
Last Words and Suicide.. |
Famous Suicide Notes
Goodbye, my friend, goodbye My love, you are in my heart. It was preordained we should part And be reunited by and by. Goodbye: no handshake to endure. Let's have no sadness -- fu...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:02:00 PST |
Sage and Sole concert |
Alright. I need to write all of this down before I forget it all. I went to a Sole/Sage concert on the 26th. It was THE best fucking show I've ever been to. The show itself was done beautifully. Solli...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:23:00 PST |
Head.. rejecting... face.... NOOO! |
RAWR!! I feel like shit. My fucking face is leaking. My lungs are fucked up... Argh! I don't even want to smoke any weed because it hurts to..
Oh yeah, and I had a fatty panic attack last night... Don...
Posted by ~*Delightfully~Disturbed*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
