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Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpa4Ya-6d7U
Basics
Name? Tommy
Age? 46
Current location? Selma,Al.
Place of birth? Selma,Al.
Hobbies/Interests/Favorites
Favorite hobby? fishing & watching racing
Play any musical instruments? air guitar? lol
Can you sing? no
Favorite band/music group/composer? 38 Special
Favorite type of music? classic rock
Favorite place to hangout? dirt track
Do you like to travel? sorta
What is the coolest place you have ever been to on vacation? New Orleans
Favorite movie? Blazing Saddles
Favorite song? Comfortably Numb(Pink Floyd)
Favorite TV show? Law & Order
Views on the world (semi-serious questions)
What do you think of politics? don't ask
What do you think of President Bush? Moron, or greatest President ever? i think he's doing ok
What do you think of the war in Iraq? Brilliant effort by a great leader, or waste of life, time and tax dollars? one BIG bomb would fix things over there
If the draft was implemented, and you were summoned, what would you do? serve
What do you think is the worst problem the world is currently facing? terrorism
Do you like answering these types of questions? no
Relationships
What do you look for in the opposite sex? will she put out lol
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face
Would you engage in a long-term, serious relationship with a total idiot because they were physically attractive? sure
Preferred hair color?
Preferred eye color?
Preferred weight?
Would you date someone heavier than yourself? not allowed to date
Preferred height?
Would you date someone taller than yourself? see above
Family
Are your parents still together? no
Do you live with them? no
Any siblings? 1 sister
Are you and your family close? some yes,some no
Your family heritage is? redneck lol
Friends
Do you have a best friend? not really
Many close friends? maybe 3?
Would you consider yourself popular? no
Has a friend ever betrayed you? yes
Have you ever betrayed a friend? yes
Do you like any of your friends as "more than a friend", but too afraid to make your feelings known? no
Do you think any of your friends have a crush on you? no
What kinds of things do you and your friends do together for fun? fish,play cards,go to races
This or that
Love or money? love
Water or soda? soda unfortunately
Coffee or tea? coffee
School or work? neither lol
Crime or law-abiding? law-abiding
Fast or slow? slow
Cold or warm? cold
Beach or mountains? mountains
Snow ski or water ski? neither
Skateboard or bike? neither
Nerd or cool? doesn't matter
Mozart or Beethoven? neither
Tattooed or clean-cut? clean-cut
Abercrombie and Fitch or Hot Topic? huh?
Myspace or Facebook? myspace i reckon
Currents
Job? between
Ambition? to own my on business
Marital status? married
Manner of dress? jeans & t-shirt
Hair style? put a hat on lol
Fear? snakes
Love? my family
Hate? don't get me started
Regret? getting fat
Wish? to not be fat
Thoughts? not today lol
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38 Special - Wild-Eyed Southern Boys: Live Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI38ivH3dx8
Music video by 38 Special performing Wild-Eyed Southern Boys: Live Version (C) 1981 A&M Records