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lauren

I am here for Friends

About Me

'Its a build up of fatty deposits above the belt line, its fairly well concealed in loose clothing but you dont want to see me in my underpants'MY NAME IS LAUREN. I HAVE A STEALING PROBLEM..Hello. Im Lauren. Living in Leicester. I think too much, sometimes. I work for Leicester Comedy Festival which is pretty sweet. Get off your asses and come to something. I also co organise annual dogging events. This year there is a special colour coordinated car theme. Tis gonna be massive man.

My Interests

at the moment im trying to just work and save money to go away somewhere for a long time. I like my friends and cheese. Comedy and comedy dancing infront of jungle whores with molly. i like that feeling when you really like someone and it makes you nervous.' The moving toy-shop in my heart' I like reading in the bath, mutual love appreciation at 5am whilst kissing youre own face. When you walk home and its light, boys with pretty eyes,glittery things,putting my cd's in alphabetical order when im stressed, nice rum,day dreaming,getting my rat out

I'd like to meet:

There are lots of people id like to meet but im sure this would only lead to dissappointment and shame. not sure why shame but its bound to come. Elvis I suppose.

Music:

I think the list thing is like a bit of date like. I still listen to PJ Harveys Rid of Me too much. At the moment im listening to the Marcus Interlect Fabric Live, Explosions in the Sky, Adam Freeland, the fall, and you will know us by the trail of dead .. pigs. and eliot smith, when i feel home sick. I am in love with the singer from The Duke Spirit, she is amazing.

Movies:

Leon, Battle Royal, 2046, Scarface, Godfather 1 & 2, Once upon a time in America, Rosemary's baby,Amelie,Life is Beautiful,Indiana Jones,Fear & Loathing in LAs Vegas and Fightclub (for some of the best and funniest days of my life), Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, although it reminds me why relationships are shit, Requiem for a Dream, True Romance, Amores Peros, Apocalypse Now, Lost in Translation, Pans Labryinth, Anything by Fancis Ford Coppala and Ridley Scott. Ring 0 is the scariest film I have ever seen and still fucks with my head

Television:

is definately bad for you

Books:

on the road,porno,the doors of perception,the art of dreaming,stuart mill,fear and loathing, Paul Brooks - into the silent land, the secret history,

Heroes:

Terry Wogan, Jeremy Beeeadle

My Blog

and £20K later..

After 5 years of writing, drinking, drugs and day time tv I finally finished, without a Desmond. If I could squeeze another few years out of the system I would. God ive turned into one of those pisshe...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST

Carlisle

Why was I born here its rubbish there is actually nothing to do. Ive walked round town only to be confront by SO MANY FUCKING OLD PEOPLE. im not ageist (I am a nazi tho) but the ratio of young t...
Posted by lauren on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

my extended weekend of BLEACH

DONT LET STELLA KUIT BLEACH YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU ARE BOTH DRUNK AND TALKING LIKE RETARDED CUMBRIANS.yeah. Well it was fucking funny. It went patchy and orange with an all over nicotine tinge..mmm... the...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

the party, again.. wooop

Alreeet?The party has now been moved to THIS SATURDAY..THATS SAT 18TH MARCH68 Lambert Road, the road off narb' road, kinda runs parallel to it for a bit. Get a taxi or follow someone that knows it. il...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:30:00 PST

Ego Ego Ego

i honestly dont know what the point of myspace is. Am I just really not cultured enough to use it? I see all the people I talk to on here all the time. I mean I understand the benefits for music, obvi...
Posted by lauren on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:40:00 PST