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Michael

haiukus are easy -- but sometimes they don't make sense -- refrigerator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oooh. Where to start? Dennis DeYoung's eventual assassin. Rosie Odonnell's extra chromosome. A brief introduction to Hally Berry's birth canal wouldn't be too bad- provided it was completely casual and there was no pressure to make either of us feel that we *had* to be friends. And last but not least...

Music:

Mushroomhead, Cro-mags, Nuclear Assault, Tom Waits, Bad Brains, Reverend Horton Heat, Finn Troll, Kelly Clarkson, Stray Cats, Jethro Tull,

Movies:

The Road Warrior, Dark City, Man Bites Dog, Grind House, Event Horizon, pr0n

Television:

Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, Invader Zim, Geico commercials, 6 feet under (reruns), Kipper, The Adventures of Piggly Winks

Books:

The Dark Tower, Slob, American Psycho, Neverwhere, Dune, All of Max Brooks lovely zombie novels, A Prayer for Owen Meaney

Heroes:

That polish concentration camp escapee turned Nazi slaughtering werewolf guy. "Schließen Sie Ihre Öffnung Sie wilder Hund" "Aroooooo!"

My Blog

Dedline

Well now I'm in for it. I got asked to join a band after my guitarist buddy Dave decided to take a leave of absence to focus on getting more kick-ass than he already is. Having used to play in a heavi...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:08:00 PST

Spaceship woes

I was just thinking how much it would suck if you lived on a spaceship where they employed recycling technology to make sure there was plenty of fresh water. All it would take is one lazy technician a...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

Here's to you Mr. Zombie Chicken Farmer

My partner in crime went on a lunch run today and took orders from all the rest of us slack-asses in the operations center. Today's carrion du jour was Arby's. With fond memories of Jamocha-shakes-pas...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

Hile Gunslingers!

It's chowtime at the bunkhouse and today we're gonna honor our South American friends by rustling up some prairie-fed Tilapia.Take one small white onion and dice very fine.Take two cloves of garlic an...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

Bachelor Party TELL ALL!!!!!

Just kidd'n, thought I'd scare a buddy of mine.The focus of this entry is mainly on head sh*t'n. What is that you say? Well I'll tell you. It's when your child defecates so explosively, he uses the ba...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:50:00 PST