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Kenny

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

im a good ol boy from coal fire alabama and im one BAD DUDE!
im livin heer in traylur with my boy donny earl. he is a reel handful but i luv him.
i purty much bin livin heer fur my hol lyf. i dont rilly get to do much travlin mostly
just down to mcshan lake fur some fishin or skinnee dippin if i finds a willin
partissipant. fur a livin i works on cars but i still aint found the time or munee to fix
my own car. it is a 1973 chevy monte carlo. some day she will be runnin and i can
get owt and see sum of this kuntry of arz.
check owt my bloggy blog thingy fur sum of my advanchurz!
fer all my internashunul frends dont woree if ya cant speak english so well cuz
neethur duz kenny!
and now im on the instint meesinjur as lovemachinekenny
now kenny aint the most poetik typ but this poem by alice merrielegs
browt a teer to my eye
Whilst hiking through myspace should you chance to meet
A redneck called Kenny drop round to his sheet
He's the rad' lookin guy with the mullet, quite neat.
He takes you on adventures through his daily life
He has a son called Donny but he doesn't have a wife
But he doesn't let that stop him, he leads a very full life.
I highly recommend that you call on his page
Ask his friends, they're turned 500 now
He's becoming all the rage.
If you add him to your mates page, then expect him for a chat, he likes to ask you
questions, y' know this and that.
And he'll make you laugh at least once a day
And I love him for that.
chek this owt! my frend rachel made this t-shirt deezyn for old kenny
kenny luvs fan signs! lookee heer
just johnny
altazor
shiva
ruffian
speedy

margo
alice showin support fur my bid fur prezidint
rachel wons agin shows why she is gonna be my press sekritaree
wen i mayks it to the wyt hows
dang! this teknologee is purtee darn cool! leev old kenny a voys commint!

My Interests

fast cars and fast wimin!! i lyks guns to! bowlin is a good way to spend an evenin. if ther is free booz im ther. i lyks the rasslin and any sort of things wayr dudes pownd the snot owtta eech othur. i lyks to bar b q sum varmints. yalls may not beleev it but old kenny kinda lyks to think he can rite a purty good song. maybe sum day ill shayr with yalls.

I'd like to meet:

yur hot mom wood be awsum!!! wynonna judd is one dam fyn wumin! i woodnt mind
getting to kno her beter if ya kno wut i meen. the gosts of ronald reagan and
dale earnhardt. rilly tho i wants to meet sum nyss folks and it dont matter who ya ar.
sinss im stuck heer i figgur i can meet folks from all arownd the wurld just by sittin
heer in frunt of this old compyootur.

Music:

lynyrd skynyrd, the judds, molly hatchet, the oak ridge boys, motorhead, george jones, 38 special, willie nelson, johnny cash, manowar, motley crue, dio, dokken

Movies:

i wach them moveez were stuf bloz up. them ones with the funny foreeny fellas chop sockin it up maks me laff. i wil admit to likin them movies with fuzzy cartoony animuls.

Television:

if ther is racin on the tube ill wach it unless its that foreeny formyula one. them french fellas shudnt be let neer no race cars.

Books:

um, im gessin that them comiky books dont cownt. cuz i reds sum batman, spiderman, and sum little orphan annie. her story tuchz my hart.

Heroes:



My Blog

wundurkenny part doo

lets get ryt to the akshun! it looks lyk me and kendra will be gettin bizee fynlee :Ddang! that aint turn owt lyk id howpt :( dang you donny earl! ill tan yur hyd!!!i hopes yalls has a grayt hallo...
Posted by Kenny on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:44:00 PST

wundurkenny

hmmm... i aint shur wuts goin on heer but that dont meens i dont lyks it :Dis this goin sumwayr? i cant tell. anyways ill be seein yalls next week i gess. rock on!!!...
Posted by Kenny on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:55:00 PST

i duz this my own self

well yalls doo to sum teknikul diffikulteez i hads to do my own advenchur this week. i rilly lyks how it turnt owt. its much bettur than yoozyul.i may just keep doin theez myself. wut do yalls thin...
Posted by Kenny on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

i bin taggd (agin)

looks lyk old kenny has bin taggd agin. i gess i just aint kwik enuff to avoydz it1. i yoozd to hav 12 toz but i sinss shot 2 of em off in a gun mishap2. i has my own speshul recipee fur taykin cayr...
Posted by Kenny on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:44:00 PST

my skulptins

howdy yalls!!! old kenny is bak with a new advenchur :D this week i hads me a exibishun of my skulptins and my pal margocaym owt all the way frum california to do a reevyoo. lets see wut happint.da...
Posted by Kenny on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

ladeez nyt

well it has bin a wyl sinss i hads any new advenchurz to shayr with yalls but i finalee gots sum.i gots a idea a wyl bak frum my pal speedy that i shood be givin strippin a try.lo and behold she showd...
Posted by Kenny on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:12:00 PST

this is how it all began

ok so heer it is friday and i aint had nuthin happin to me thats wurth puttin up heer in my bloggins :(now that aint to say that i aint feelin good but i dont lyks thinkin that im lettin folks down.i ...
Posted by Kenny on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

old kenny has bin slakkin

yeah i bin kinda bizee with sum stuff that has kept me frum havin any sorts of meeninful advanchurz.so i gess i shood be givin ya sumthun to lets yalls kno that old kenny is still doin his bloggins.fi...
Posted by Kenny on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:12:00 PST

dinnur with kenny

well yalls i wood lyks to start off by apologyzin fur not havin no advanchur last week. that gal kendra has bin keepin old kenny bizzee jumpin thru hoops and all that. im a littul worn owt.sekind th...
Posted by Kenny on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

i goz a shootin

aftur last week i deesydid i had to do sumthin drastic. i hads to be protektin my lady and my own damn self!im startin to think wen ther is one of my myspace frends showin up sumthin bad is gonna hap...
Posted by Kenny on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:18:00 PST