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third moment of the Riemann zeta function

There is no spoon

About Me

I am a sleepy man who needs to find a place to put his head that is not so horrible as to create dreams of 37 year old zombie fighting college students.
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My Interests

Computers, Modifying strange unwieldy programs and turning them into even stranger unwieldly programs, NLM's, VLM's, SOAP, javascript, cylon pumpkins, Using my brain on occasion, Undead, ReDead, Sci-fi, Robots, video games, making random spelling mistakes to mess with certain peoples heads

I'd like to meet:

Zombie fighters
Time travelers, preferably from the year 2160 or later.
Mathematical equations
Klingon Smurfs

Music:

Hate music that has ry at the end of it
Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words hold my hand
In other words darling kiss me
Fill my life with song
And let me sing forevermore
You are all I hope for
All I worship and adore
In other words please be true
In other words I love you

Movies:

Pi,Aliens,Titanic,Any one word movie!,Serenity, The Matrix, Mulan Rouge,Monty Pythons - The Quest for the Holy Grail, The Fifth Element, Pitch Black, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Dr. Who: Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 A.D, Fight Club

Television:

Battlestar Galactica,Dr. Who,Heroes

Books:

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,The Time Travelers Wife, The Foundation Trilogy,The Dragon Riders of Pern,Cryptonomicon,The DragonLance Chronicles, The DaVinci Code,Mars,The Hobbit, Sherlock Holmes

My Blog

Secrets of a Third Moment - Limited Edition

1. Once upon a time I felt a girl (this was highschool) up under the bleachers.  We were caught by another kid and rumors went around.  The thing is while they got the girl right in the rumo...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

A valentine surprise

Side by side on opposite corners they sat the man dog and the woman cat they told their truths and spoke their lies all the while staring eachother down while rolling their eyes the grown up child wat...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

Buzzword of the week - toolkit

Occasionally we in the IT world like to take a word or an acronym and really mess with everyones minds and make that word or acronym our own.  Now the ITworld has taken on the word Toolkit. ...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Fog - A revelation

A certain fog has lifted and things have become plain Strangely no more, I do not feel the same pain. I have come face to face with a certain demon that plagued me I ripped off its masked and I did no...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

The man with the plan

Said the man with the plan you have to look at the past and stare it in the eye you have to see it for what it is even if it makes you cry The emptyheaded man looked back at the man there is nothing l...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

IPS

Hello, my names Third Moment.  I suffer from IPS.  That is Irritable People Syndrome.  I go around all day Irritating People.  People go around all day irritating me.  I can f...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

A Random Moment with the Third - Succulent

Todays Random Moment is brought to you by the letter S. James Tropiflora of Devonshire was tired of being a man and tired of being a gardener.  So he decided to combine the two and design a...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

Between the Rows - Barn Twine BonFires

"Oh, what on earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing?Oh, windin' up twenty-one thousand, one hundred forty pounds of stringWhat was he trying to prove, who was he trying to impressWhy d...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

The Tale of Two Gardens (or why monkeys should not plant roses)

"Welcome once again, to Flower Gardens of the World.  We are here with Magna Featherbottom, the owner of what is perhaps one of the most beautiful Rose Gardens in upper East Northington.  Ma...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

Fight Club 2.0 - Jack's Revenge

"I am Jack's Malfunctioning Penile Implant." said Jack. A stiffled laugh, "Well, hello Jack.  I am Marla's Vagina.  Welcome to the Virtual Sex Site.  Here you can download all your fant...
Posted by third moment of the Riemann zeta function on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:23:00 PST