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About Me

Remember that dude that was known as the Cigarette Smoking Man on X-Files? You know, he was a major player and like ran the entire conspiracy to hide the existence of extra-terrestrials from the people of the world, claimed to have assassinated JFK, and smoked a lot of cigarettes? Well, I'm nothing like him, except I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

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My Interests

musicianing, napping, cooking, chessing, nerding, drinking

Music:

(young) pioneers, black sabbath, shellac, nirvana, jay z, jawbreaker, gg & the jabbers, fucked up, creedence, black flag, bent outta shape, modest mouse, the clash, gza, page 99, saetia, plow united, pinhead gunpowder, future virgins, torches to rome, sexy, tulsa, gang of four, the wipers, notorious big, the police, the insurgent, lifetime, jack palance band, cocksparrer, fifteen, hickey, dillenger 4

Movies:

Star Wars (all of them, but especially "Return..."), The Big Lebowski, Borat In America, Any of the Rocky series, Anything with Rodney Dangerfield.

Television:

Law & Order (all), South Park, X-Files, Sanford and Son

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut, Bukowski, Palaniuk, and "Confederacy Of Dunces"

Heroes:

the man who invented the concept of cheese

My Blog

Fat and stinky kids rule

I spent te past year and a half of my life wasting time at the most pointless job ever. I'm sure you know how it goes. Maybe you're a shitty worker ad don't care, or maybe you give it your all for wha...
Posted by Jason Duncan on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:22:00 PST

hey, it's alright, if you wanna spend the night, it's alright...

So lately, I've found myself pretty out of my element. I'm not really good in these situations, but hey, I guess that makes them learning experiences. It's 5 in the morning and I should be sleeping bu...
Posted by Jason Duncan on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:46:00 PST

a cornucopia of corn

You know, this blog thing is a pretty cool idea. It's too bad I never use it. Sometime's I'm bored and have nothing to say, and when I have something to say I'm usually not bored and don't think to po...
Posted by Jason Duncan on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:22:00 PST

all i wanna do is get real trashed, wear my pork pie hat and listen to the clash

I took the train to the LES early today so I could walk around aimlessly before work. Walking up Ave. A, a girl dressed in late-90's punkish/glittery attire looked at me and said "Hey, I know you". Sh...
Posted by Jason Duncan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who died and made you the new jesus?

i had to get a new cell phone today, because last night the dog jumped on the couch and spilled gaylen's beer all over me, and then i took my phone out of my pocket and it wouldn't turn on again. it w...
Posted by Jason Duncan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck this shit

So, after a couple of 40's, me and my wonderful roomate laura end up at the yeshiva park on bartlett st. and throop ave. we drink more malt liqour and eat store-bought doughnuts. we start to leave, to...
Posted by Jason Duncan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST