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Clifford

cliffordwarwick

About Me

VEGAN! Having worked mostly in wildlife biology, species protection and animal welfare, I then trained also in medical science at Leeds University Medical School and now hope to protect some humans too!Long-standing fan and player of tennis, I've more recenty (for about five years) also hit the free weights which has transformed me into a slow and clumsy brute! My stats (because people keep asking) are:Height 5'9"; Weight 238lbs/108kgs/17st; Chest 52"; Biceps 19.25"; Legs 27"...all of which only means that I have no excuse but to carry my own trash to the street on a Thursday!No, I don't compete in bodybuilding contests...and yes, I do know that's exactly what people say who know they would lose!I have little time for people who lack a sense of humour. My own humour is, of course, extremely funny, extremely. So much so, that I think I could bring down a small government with it. That said, I am often amazed at just how good people are a containing their laughter. I think my jokes are good. But as Bing Crosby once said "Folks are hard to please!"

My Interests

Powerlifting, tennis, piano, climbing, writing, eroticism, worms, and squirrels (not necessarily in this order).

I'd like to meet:

Compassionate, friendly, stunning, funny, erotic, demure, daring, easy-going, women with (at least) a passing interest in squirrels. Others can try their luck!

Music:

Wide-ranging from classical to the latest, from musicals to filmscores; however, if I can sing it, then I definitely don't want it.

Movies:

The Time machine, T1&2, Ordinary People (only said that to impress the girls), Predator 1&2, AVP, The Mask--all the high power intellectual stuff. Or anything with a squirrel in it.

Television:

Mostly those with in-depth studies of human nature, the environment and compassion--'X-factor' springs to mind! Again, anything with a squirrel in it.

Books:

Can't remember their exact titles, but I do recall the words 'fetish', 'slippery', and 'flesh' came up a lot!

Heroes:

No one you'd !know