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josh

About Me

I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none. Trying to travel the world and experience everything "cool" that I can. I gave up my dreams to become a professional comic because I was too pretty. I gave up my dreams to become a professional wakeboarder because I wasn't pretty enough. Now I'm persuing my dreams of not persuing dreams. I am trying to make a difference though, by feeding the masses with BBQ or plopping them down in front of my large screen TV so they can waist a couple of hours.

My Interests

Breathing fire and spinning fire. Ultimate fighting. Wakeboarding and snowboarding. Things that need trailers and things that can tow trailers. Creating a joke and acting a fool. Travelling around the world and meeting people with other points of view. Making money and then spending it. Eating spicy food and drinking cold beer. Crowds.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't think they're cool.

Movies:

Movies I think everyone should see. American movie. Trekkies. Excalibur. The Matrix. Napolean Dynamite.

Television:

The best show around is The Ultimate Fighter, then the Amazing Race, then after that whatever show I'm currently working on.

Books:

Why read when you have TIVO?

Heroes:

My Mom. Randy Coture. Mark Burnett. Count Chocula.