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sarah

Minister of the Posterior

About Me

i like pie. especially banana cream. and chocolate cream. sometimes, i order a slice of each so i can eat them together. i like to do this at 3 am on the way out to the playa, in sketchy truck stops at the CA/NV border, where the waitress is named Lurlene, and she'll let you smoke cuz the manager's on a break.

oh, and beer. i really really like beer. but good beer. not that crappy shit that comes in cans, or horse piss like corona. I like porters, stouts, amber ales, and lagers, but I like Belgium beers the best. . . like Triple Karmeleit, or Duchess de Bourgogne, or 3 Philosophers. yum.

so if you're a stranger hoping to add me, and you don't trust that your sense of humor is gonna impress me, or that your grammar is up to the task, you might try your hand at bribery.

My Interests

playing with fire, anthropology, ripping movies, DMT, history, lifting weights, yoga, bdsm, mythology, cooking, science fiction, science FACT!, leatherworking, body modification, hip hop, media crit, fish tacos, wakeboarding

I'd like to meet:

my wildest expectations

Music:

World/Inferno Friendship Society, Dresden Dolls, Wolf Parade, The Avalanches, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Tigercity, Modest Mouse, Ugly Cassanova, Aesop Rock, Blackalicious, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Loveage, all things Mike Patton, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, NoFX, Cat Stevens, Ween, Rogue Wave, XTC, K&D, Dead Kennedys, Eminem, Soul Coughing, E&A, RJD2, Simple Kid, Bright Eyes, Pop Will Eat Itself, Dead Can Dance, Pilotdrift, The Orb, Peanut Butter Wolf, Outkast, Einstrzende Neubauten, Crispin Glover, Lyrics Born, looper, aphex twin, bloodhound gang, Sigur Ros, Dead Prez, aceyelone, Immortal Technique, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pilotdrift, Cunninlynguists, Del tha funkee homosapien, Eligh, Dr Octagon, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Hieroglyphics crew, Brian Eno, Revolting Cocks, Ani Difranco, Death Cab for Cutie, Belle & Sebastian, Death in Vegas, Max Raabe und das Palast Orchester, Autechre, Dan "The Automator" Nakamura, the Faint, Magnetic Fields, Neutral Milk Hotel, TV On The Radio, The Herbaliser, DJ Shadow, Amon Tobin, Salt, Basement Jaxx, Boards of Canada, Future Sound of London, Lionrock, Coil, Tricky, Massive Attack, Talib Kweli, They Might Be Giants, Ugly Duckling, Violent Femmes, &..ziq, Dead Kennedys, Squarepusher, The Roots, Rahzel, Reverend Horton Heat, anything Def Jux, Nightmares on Wax, and other stuff, too. . .

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Secretary, Committed, Better Off Dead, Mystery Men, Clerks, Spinal Tap, all Monty Python, Romy and Michelle's HS Reunion, The Bad Seed, Trust, Brazil, City Of Lost Children, Dark Crystal, Office Space. Cannibal! The musical, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Kung Fu Hustle, House of Flying Daggers, Waiting For Guffman,V For Vendetta

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Mr Show, The Office (original, of course), Twin Peaks, Simpsons, Family Guy, Francine Dancer

Books:

Good Omens, The Chalice and The Blade, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Stranger in a Strange Land, all Neil Gaiman, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Graham Hancock , Joan Dideon, Childhood's End, Mists of Avalon, Siddhartha, Wheel of Time, Preacher, LMDuquette, and anything about the Knights Templar, 2012, fairy tales, hermeticism, tarot, religions & philosophy.

Heroes:

Patton, Garofalo, Raimi, also, pippi longstocking & punky brewster

My Blog

Everybody must watch this movie

It is definitely worth taking a couple hours and giving this movie your attention. Lot's of stuff you already knew, and so much you probably didn't. . . http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

Moving to San Francisco

so for those that don't know it yet, I'm moving to San Francisco in 1 week. It's pretty weird for me, not only because I've been in Los Angeles for 7 years, but because I'm not in any way tired of, o...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 08 May 2006 02:19:00 PST

How I spent christmas 2005

When I brought that blow up doll to give to Mike, I never expected this to happen. . . but I guess that's to be expected when you spend christmas in the IE....
Posted by sarah on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:17:00 PST

bloody pictures of me

so if the couple of pics in my profile aren't enough for ya, here's some bloody pics of me. . . taken by the immensely talented Sage.click here...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:45:00 PST