Motherfucker Superior

To absent friends, lost loves, old Gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us a

About Me

I think I'd like to spend the rest of my life in a coma. My mind is so much more interesting than the real world, I could easily spend a lifetime exploring every nook and cranny. I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, ya know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it. You know, in the future, everything will be computerized, except soup, cuz it's a liquid. Email wouldn't even exist if it weren't for AIDS. People think that foot pain is a fact of life, but life is actually better than that. You think you deserve that pain, but you don't. Do you like baloney? Are you touching yourself? You should get some. Your whole life could be better. Just starting right now. Fuckabees! I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sisters who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people. You just can't deal with my infinite nature, can you? Have you ever transcended space and time? I have. Uhh, not really. Well, time, but not space. I've developed a plastic bag-shaped time travelling machine that allows me to travel through time at the speed of normal time. I can't believe you guys actually exist. Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I'm talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk. Nobody sits like the rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need. I would live on the ceiling if I could convince gravity to let me. So, what are you doing tomorrow? I'm thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come? Bring your own chains. Macaroni. Feets. Warm.

My Interests

Music. Comics. Movies.

I'd like to meet:

Music photography is a big part of my life. Here's some of my pictures:

NEW PICTURES!!
JIM JAMES! THE DOLLYROTS! THE NIGHTWATCHMAN (aka Tom Morello)! KELLER WILLIAMS! UNCLE MONK FEAT. TOMMY RAMONE! STOLEN BABIES! TV ON THE RADIO! SUBTLE!

Also included is The Rapture, Under the Influence of Giants, Joe Jack Talcum, Save Macaulay the Band, My Morning Jacket, Blue October, The All-American Rejects, Jonezetta, Jay Bennett, The Queers, The Hard Ons, OK Go, Talib Kweli, DJ Hi-Tek, Buckra, Ben Kweller, Heavy Trash, The Sadies, Wax Fang, Of Montreal, The American Revolution, Button*Masher, Ultra Cutez, more Of Montreal, The Minders, Sleater-Kinney, Your Black Star, The Apples in Stereo, more Ultra Cutez, even more Ultra Cutez, She Wants Revenge, Nightmare of You, Astra Heights, Avenged Sevenfold, Head Automatica, Eisley, Simon Dawes, Belle & Sebastian, The New Pornographers, Feist, Los Gatos Negros, Gordon Gano's Army, They Might Be Giants, Corn Mo, MC Chris, The Doors of the 21st Century, Steppenwolf, The Offspring, Sum 41, The Blue Van, Carbon Leaf, Muse, ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, more They Might Be Giants, more Corn Mo, more Eisley, and... Oh yah, best for last... Ashlee Simpson!

Music:

makes the world go round.

Movies:

I dig 'em.

Television:

I don't watch much anymore.

Books:

are good, but I prefer comics.

Heroes:

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface Murderface Murderface. Pickles the drummer, doodily doo. Ding dong doodily, doodily doo. Nathan Explosion.

My Blog

A Blog Without a Purpose

I need a job. Or a hobby. Or a girlfriend... Oh wait, I have most of those... I need a job, or a hobby more satisfying than reading Teen Titans comics from the 1980's and playing GTAIV 'til the sun co...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:26:00 PST

Interesting Facts I Learned Today That I Would Rather Not Forget

Oftentimes I use my blog as a record of knowledge that I would like to retain, so that later once my memory fails me I can still have that knowledge stored away in the blogs of Myspace. This is an ins...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:51:00 PST

"The List - Human Interaction" or "The Necessity of Social Interaction in the Ideal Life"

Alaina proposed to me an idea some odd amount of time ago that I should compile a list of all the things that I require in my life to better assist me in planning my content. I've tried to execute thi...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:27:00 PST

The First Annual Tribute Fit For the King of King Records: Mr. Dynamite, James Brown

...was one of my personal favorite concerts of all-time. Why? Everything. The line-up, the venue, the feeling... Seriously, that show was amazlington. I won't go into too much detail because it's 4:20...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:25:00 PST

The Incompetence of Paul W.S. Anderson

Paul W.S. Anderson is notorious for taking amazing franchises (often video games) and turning them into shitty movies. He produced the Dead or Alive movie (4.9 on IMDB), wrote all three Resident Evil ...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:01:00 PST

A Skunk Not to Be Forgotten

As Evan was leaving my house tonight we opened the back door in my basement to find a skunk sitting on the patio. It casually walked past us into the grass and ran off into the woods. No this story ha...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST

Documentation of an Existence

I left my room to get something to eat today. Everyone else had already left for their respective hometowns, so I was alone. I like walking around campus alone. Ashley was having a picnic in the Valle...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST

Evan

He saved my night. Towards the climax of the worst week of my life, he picked me up at my house at midnight and talked to me until 5:30 in the morning. Thank you so much Evan, you don't even know. You...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST

FUCKINABACUS!!!

HOLY GOD JIMMY URINE IS ENGAGED TO CHANTAL CLARET??best.match.ever.
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:35:00 PST

Operation: Cookie Crisp

College is real. It's so real. I never realized how real it was until I was lying in my new bed the first night I moved into my dormitory, staring at the smoke alarm light because I couldn't fall asle...
Posted by Motherfucker Superior on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST