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Derek [Doppelganger]

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About Me

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very own MySpace LayoutsIf you want to know me, I'm an oxymoronic contradiction of a human being. I am a deranged nice guy. I violent romantic. I metal punk jock. An agnostic in church. I'm the kid you see and you think you know and don't even recognize me the next week. Catch me on a good day, you'll love me. Catch me on a bad day, I'm an asshole.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

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.. You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide


80%

Posion


67%

Disappear


60%

Disease


60%

Bomb


53%

Stabbed


53%

Gunshot


47%

Accident


40%

Suffocated


33%

Eaten


27%

Cut Throat


20%

Drowning


7%

Natural Causes


0%
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I'd like to meet:

King Samson of Tutankhamun's tomb. Also you, if I don't know you, and if I do, then I've already met you and don't need to. Apparently some dude named Steve wants to meet me, so I guess him too. I'd also like to meet Scott Ian
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Music:



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Movies:

Borat, Snakes on a Plane, Sin City, Orgazmo, Baseketball, Clerkss, Nightmare Before Christmass, Nightmare on Elm Street, Dogma, Edward Scissorhandss, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Office Space, Saw, Saw II, The Big Lebowski more to come.. width="425" height="350" ..

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a short film by don hertzfeldt

Television:

Most everything comedy on Adult Swim, Fairly Oddparentss, Foster'ss, Spongebob, Grim Adventuress of Billy and Mandy, Sportscenter, Around the Horn, PTI, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Drawn Together, South Park, Chapelle'ss Show, Comedy Central Presentss(only good comedians)

Stuff for your blog!

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Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! The Ninjas won't live forever!! Ooooh Snap!! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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Heroes:

Paul DawsonTake the quiz:
What baseball player are you?

John Rocker
You are a nut. No offense.

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My Blog

Blowjob and a Church

So I'm walking last night around midnight. In my normal route of walking, I pass through a church parking lot. This night, I see a white car "parked" in the parking lot. As I pass it, I kinda gla...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST

Funniest Thing I've Heard in a While

OK so I'm walking my neighborhood to get some fresh air, relieve some boredom, and to clear my head (all of which happened). As I'm heading home, my cd player's batteries die, so I've got about a mile...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

I've got a problem

Sorry for the recent chain of blogs, but when I have a worthy thought, I  like to share it with the Myspace community. Here's my problem:I tell people the truth about how I feel about them, but e...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

After A Semi-Serious Talk With Friend

OK, after talking with a good friend of mine, and she'll know who she is by the end of this blog, I've come to conclusions.1.) I can't just wait around for something to happen. I've got to act, but I ...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

Paranoia

Ever feel that you're paranoid? I hate that feeling, not so much paranoia itself, but the feeling that comes with the thought of paranoia. I have a tendency to automatically assume the worst. For some...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

No Subject, Just Bored

Killing time with these words, depressed? no. I've found an amazing song by an amazing band, and have literally worn that bastard out. It's called "Gravity's Rainbow" by The Klaxons and it is perfect....
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

Why I Don't Worry About Tests

OK OK OK...Some of you (Angela) hate me because I never study and do good on tests, and I never seem to care.Now I am going to explain to you, on the eve of the last final of the week and the only one...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:26:00 PST

Punk Rock Girl

OK OK, so I feel like I should write a blog. I'm listening to the song "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen (I put this on here because by the time I'm done it'll be over with). That's all irrelevant ...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

Who is my hero/heroin? Why Do I Admire This Person?

This is my college application essay that I'm doing for english class, tell me what you think. I cannot say that there is a particular person whom I would call my hero. When one calls somebody his her...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:11:00 PST

These are strange days, beautifully chaotic

Well today, being bored with myspace and my house, I went for a walk, as I usually do. This, however, was no ordinary walk. On Sky Blue, this car comes around the corner and into the driveway right ac...
Posted by Derek [Doppelganger] on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST