legs |
A freak fucking accident.
I was in a thrift store this evening, shopping around for old shirts, something I haven't seen worn before. A diamond in the rough. Before I could leave with nothing, be...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST |
you there, bring the ball |
"Wake up, it's urgent."
I was tired, so I opened just one eye. Nathan was standing near the master bathroom, fully clothed and his hair smartly parted. Very Supermanish, with his bangs forming a lit...
Posted by Chad on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:22:00 PST |
Stupid me/us |
It's odd to me. People, their reaction times to normal things. We are so fucking predictable. And hilarious. Sit in a mall, or really any heavily populated area will do. Wait for someone to lau...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST |
uneventful |
I received an email from the Sydney Brammer this past weekend in regards to the short film I wrote a year ago. You Say was filmed las...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST |
Back in. It's safer. |
I WAS FORCED TO ATTEND A SEMINAR YESTERDAY; it had to do with driver safety. Largely, the meeting discussed the importance of backing into a parking spot rather than pulling in. The idea is that when...
Posted by Chad on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST |
Pooooooooooo |
The Nate was exercising in the weight room of the apartment when two seventeen-year old females heard him fart while performing chin ups.
&...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST |
River runs jew it. |
If I haven't answered when you've called recently, please, don't take it personalit just means I don't care to talk with you.
And Block Buster, get off my ass about Smocking Aces. Okay? I'm no...
Posted by Chad on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Wendy Sutherland and Panners |
If you've had an apartment, chances are you've had to call maintenance. We've all been there. I've called them for a toilet t...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:29:00 PST |
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I WOKE UP THIS morning, or perhaps I was startled awake, with an overwhelming feeling that I'd forgotten something important. Of course, it's much later now, close to four o'clock, and still I feel li...
Posted by Chad on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Shoot me, but leave the wallet |
Today, a man standing in the isle at an antique watch store had wisdom you cannot buy. The name of the store isn't important because ...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST |
