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Small, Blonde and Headstrong

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Attack life,
it's going to kill you anyway!
My name is Malorie, I'm 23, and I live in Miami. I'm married to my high school sweatheart, whom I love. I am a very happy person, after all anytime spent being unhappy is time wasted. I smoke, I drink, I gamble. I want more tattoos, I'm a pretty big geek...I ♥ four leaf clovers...I love all types of music...I hate the phone...and mismatched socks...being late for anything eats at me, so i'm always early...all I want out of life is to be a stay at home mom and take care of my family...I name my cars (and help with the naming of friends cars)...I have my own mexican (who I miss)...I move a lot...I was born in California and here I am 7 states later in Florida uummmmm...yeah...well that pretty much sums me up right there...yea...
Be what you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-- Dr. Seuss --
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
-- Buddha --
Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
-- Shari R. Barr --
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.
-- Unknown --
I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
-- William Shakespeare --
Trust that little voice in your head that says "Wouldn't it be interesting if..."; And then do it.
-- Duane Michals --
You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
-- Bernadette Peters --
Life is too short
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can
apologize when you should
and let go of what you can't change
love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances, give everything
and have no regrets
Life is too short to be unhappy
you have to take the good with the bad
smile when you're sad
love what you got
and always remember what you had
always forgive but never forget
learn from your mistakes
but never regret
poeple change and things go wrong
but always remember
life goes on!!!
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
-- Mahatma Gandhi --
Love is my religion - I could die for it.
-- John Keats --
What you think of your self is much more important than what others think of you.
-- Seneca --
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action
-- Benjamin Disraeli --
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers, to be silly.
-- Rose Franken --
Well done is better than well said.
-- Ben Franklin --

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My Jobs in Miami

1. I was a bartender....it was fun while it lasted but its over now...I got to meet some really cool people including Pete Athas (he use to play for the Jets) 2. My first night for one of the catering...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

Scare Tactics

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Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST

Evolution of dance

I love it ...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

well then

..> You Are 30% Pure Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one! ..> The 100 Question Purity Test...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

I be Yellow

..> Your Inner Color is Yellow Your Personality: Life's too short not to have fun. Your bright energy brings joy and laughter to those around you.You in Love: A total flirt, you need a lot of fre...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

As Is

"As is"   I remind you... of ..."me" when you look, and see. I guess... that's enough to be. Knowing... you love "who" you see, when "As is", is all you ask of ..."me".   "Ther...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:03:00 PST

Beer Warning

For a video to see how beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a d...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Priceless

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forceshimself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple ofaspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

Some advice for when you at work

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.3) TRY SAYI...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Defective Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I ...
Posted by Small, Blonde and Headstrong on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST