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MASTER TRISTAN

ROCKLANDS PARTY!! 5 VENUES ON THE 5TH OF MAY!! NO NEED TO CRY NOW!! X

About Me

I went to uni. Done my masters in art. I now run the Deptford Arms and New Cross Inn. I Make clothes, and put on music/art events under NXP & RAR!…. and soon to open up a shop in new cross – and yeah still do art when I feel the need to have a creative day. give me tequila and im proper nuts... give me no cigs and i may stab ya. dont expect anyting from moi as i hate proper scenster crabs- dont get me started as il get the deptford barmy army on ya! If your sound as a 50 pound note then lets go RAR!MADNESS------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------Tristan†™s thumbs UP (wooooooo)-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- TEQUILA, Vodka, laughing gas, wotsits, fanta, playstations, ice, hats, black, colourful trainers, colourful anything, Foucault, my Nan - little Nan jojo, Sunday chicken roasts, dancing, Muslims, talking, belts, markets, cinema, absinth, London café culture, emo chav atire, gold bling chains, fake Burberry, over the top clothing, mixing your drinks, smoking, peircings, laughing, prawn cocktail, melon, festival/ gigs, London, the new cross inn.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------- Tristan’s thumbs DOWN (boooooo)--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Brandy, salt n vinegar, sleeping, quietness, plain things, Slough, pretence, seriousness, peas and sweet corn, Vintage addidas/ nike, cleaning, serious video art, ‘arty’ photos, cult comedy programmes, black n white films, subtitled films, Goldsmiths, waiting/ ques, racism, light weight drinkers, Drum tobacco, not eating, arsy band managers, clean shoes, pointy shoes, stealing from my pub, coolness, banning smoking, Freud, Peckham, being told what to do, lying, drinking petrol.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: TRISTAN JEREMY CHARLES SCUTT. MA
Birthday: 23RD OF MARCH
Birthplace: HIGH WYCOMBE
Current Location: NEW CROSS, ROCKLANDS
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: DARK BROWN
Height: 6FT 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: 1/4 WELSH 1/4 DORSET 1/2 ESSEX
The Shoes You Wore Today: BLUE, WHITE AND RED HIGH TOPS
Your Weakness: BOYS INN BANDS
Your Fears: WHAT IS THERE TO FEAR YEAH?
Your Perfect Pizza: SALMON, CAPERS, BLACK OLIVES, FRESH ROSERMARY AND TUNA
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ITS A SECRET
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DO I HAVE TIME TO USE THAT THING?
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT SHALL I DO TODAY.
Your Best Physical Feature: MIDDLE FINGER
Your Bedtime: WHENEVA I FINNISH TALKING
Your Most Missed Memory: NEVER LOOK INTO THE PAST
Pepsi or Coke: FANTA
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCFLURRYS (JAMMI DODGA FLAVA)
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS WHAT THE 'DATES' INVOLVE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG TIPS
Chocolate or Vanilla: STAWBURRY
Cappuccino or Coffee: LATTE
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Swear: CUNT
Do you Sing: YES
Have you Been in Love: MY RABBIT DIED 8 YEARS AGO
Do you want to go to College: DONE THAT, BEEN THERE, GOT THE MASTERS
Do you want to get Married: MY PARENTS DID IT
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: DEPENDS WHAT THE MOTION IS
Do you think you are Attractive: OPPOSITES ATTRACT. YEAH WOTEVA
Are you a Health Freak: I WILL DIE ON MY TERMS
Do you get along with your Parents: IM NOT 18 ANYMORE
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES YES YES. ONLY IF I CAN STAND IN THEM
Do you play an Instrument: YES.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ERM I RUN A BAR
In the past month have you Smoked: ERM I RUN A BAR (DAMN SMOKING BAN)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ERM I RUN A BAR (DAMN ANTI-DRUGTAKING BAN)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ERM I RUN A BAR (DAMN THE DATE-TAKING BAN)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes the bullring
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WHAT R THEY?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES, ITS FUCKING SHIT IN ENGLAND
In the past month have you been on Stage: IM ALWAYS ON IT
In the past month have you been Dumped: WHY BOTHER
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IN THE BATH. IT WAS ATLEAST 8INCHES FULL..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: IM ON THE RUN
Ever been Drunk: VERY OCCASIONALY
Ever been called a Tease: MAYBE....
Ever been Beaten up: DO YOU KNOW WHO MY BRO IS?
Ever Shoplifted: ONLY WHEN WORKING IN ONE
How do you want to Die: BY SHOCK (IT WILL TAKE ALOT)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A FIREMAN WHO STARTS THE FIRES
What country would you most like to Visit: TRISTAN LE CUNA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: DARK BROWN
Short or Long Hair: LONG..
Height: SHORTER THAN ME
Weight: ITS A VARIED THING
Best Clothing Style: SOMTHING DIFFERENT THAT WILL IMPRESS ME.
Number of CDs I own: my ipod
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NUTHING ATAL. LIVE AND LEARN!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Thinking up new ideas and loving them...
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I'd like to meet:

SOME OF THE ACTS I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE TO WORK WITH INCLUDE:
RATTY RAT RAT, WHISKEY VERSUS FAITH, PARTY SHANK, TALK TAXIS, PENDULUM, ANGRY CANDY, CHINA DOGS, DJ LUCK & MC NEAT, GHOST FREQUENCY, NEW YOUNG PONY CLUB, THE PEPYS, THE RANK DELUX, QUEENS ENGLISH, DOG SHOW, DEAD KIDS, GOLDIELOCKS, GLAMOUR FOR BETTER, THE MYSTERONS, CHARLY BROWN, FRANK MUSIK, NEW YOUNG PONEY CLUB, MAN LIKE ME, SELFISH CUNT, MAMA SHAMONE, WARBOY, TAPE DECK, TRISTAN-TRISTAN & THE TRISTANS, ST8 NECKLIN CREW, 8 FOLD, STAR CHAMBER, EGG TIMER, THE MOON, COCK N BULL KID, MISS ODD KID, BOLT ACTION FIVE, BRETTON, ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD, MATT FB POTTER, BABY SHAMBLES, TRASH FASHION..........

THE SHOP LAUNCH PARTY IS ON 29TH MAY!!

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Music:

new cross inn/ DEPTFORD ARMS. NXP. RAR! & THE BAND WHISKEY VERSUS FAITH R WORTH SMACKIN' OUT! CUM MOSH!!!!

THE LAST RAR! (14TH MARCH) WAS LIKE THIS:


The Next RAR! is on the 30th MAY. !!

Movies:

school of rock, ID, Football factory, Heat, Vanessa Phelps- i did it in two months, Crash, Big Fish, porkys, Bad education, party monster, hostel, last king of scotland, the craft, big trouble in little china, lucky sleven, american history x, the firm, scum, sexy beast, lost boys, tomb raider, the others, airplane, --- basically action or gangster films with car races, blood, fights, and killings. im not too cultured..

Television:

eastenders

Books:

no logo, naomi klien. chris shilling stuff, susan bordo, Foucoult. pop-up picture books.

Heroes:

its gota be Jack Black in every way! also phil mitchell. My Nan to top them all- SHE IS 100 !! SO IS KOOL YEAH!!!