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♥malissa♥

Dance like you do when nobody's watching and love like you've never been hurt...

About Me


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Me in a nutshell…brutally honest to a fault, low tolerance for bullshit, and all too often, loud at inappropriate times. I'm true to my friends and I'm always there when they need me, through the good times and the bad. I’m not a girlie girl…not one of those bitches that prances up to some girl that’s in the same social circle and does the high pitched greeting squeal. If my old apartment could talk, my friends and I would be in jail. I’m the girl who always knows the secret, usually keeps the secret, and is always there when there’s a cat sitting on someone’s incoherent back. I’ve lived next door to the ghost, the big white python, the crackhead, and the crazy lady, then down the street from Honda man who drove a Lark, and Camaro guy and Camarette. Finally evacuated from the ghetto, after the dead guy under the sheet 100 feet from our door and Tego Calderon/Flavor Flav look alike beating his gun on the corner of our house in the middle of the day. Now all we have to worry about is how many old people are going to need an ambulance at the old folks home across the street from our current house. So many fond memories of fruitbowls, “you made my legs go numb”, cum goblin, Sameltoe, “If you’ve got 20 for me, I’ve got one 4U”, Danny’s cat on my porch moment, the crab dance, Super Steven and the GHB fairy, garbage angels, rolling in puke in a tent in the ex-senator’s front yard, dollar drink specials, “message theraphy”, RN’s, hoebag and slutface, “I’m gonna cut her fucking hair off in her front yard”, Tampico and Gilbey’s, the guy that went gay on Melody, Sam and the dirty Camp Harmony boy, furry purse, mushrooms and pintos and cheese… Sound a little strange? I guess you had to be there...

My Interests

I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Everyone should check out LUSH! www.lush.com

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

house, jungle, punk, and just about anything with a good bassline flowing through it. Bad Religion, Pixies, Dieselboy, Black Eyed Peas, Snoop, Eagles, Outkast, No Doubt, Mistress Barbara, Simple Plan, Junior Sanchez, Bush, Felix Da Housecat, Pennywise, and many more!

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

HAHAHAHAHAH! definitely NO fuckin emo...

Movies:

CKY movies, the Matrix movies, Requiem for a Dream, Riding In Cars With Boys, Spun, all about some Jay and Silent Bob, Clueless, Empire Records, Just Married, Natural Born Killers, Seven...

Television:


Tomboy

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Books:

100 Years of Solitude, The Celestine Prophecy, Fast Food Nation, and Cosmo!

Heroes:

Drew Barrymore, your mom, and Kurt Cobain...before he killed himself.

My Blog

Groove-y pics

So some came out a little blurry because of lighting and alcohol...overall a pretty good bunch.  Grooves in the Park pictures ps-I think I'll start an album of Pics of people peeing......
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

Poke-a-palooza pics

That's right, I got more pictures than a Japanese tourist on the Golden Gate bridge on their way to Alcatraz.... Pokey pictures!...
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

Erica's birthday pictures...uncut!

You see picsha here! Clicky, clicky......
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

Pisces Party 2007 Pictures!!

Pisces Party pictures...2007!    
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

THE ring!

That's right!  Hector and I are engaged!  Finally!  He propsed yesterday, on Valentines day....awwww!  Here's pictures of my ring, which I love!  Hector did very well!   ...
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

Pisces Party Pics!

Here's a link to the pics that I took at our Pisces Party.  Thought I would post it on here since I don't have everyones email addresses to send it to.  Click below to check them out, and if...
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

my nature? I guess so...

Your True Nature by llScorpiusllUsernameThe quality that most appeals to you:IntelligenceIn a survival situation, you:Fight, and enjoy itYour hidden talent is:ResourcefulnessYour gift is:A loving hear...
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

driving!!

That's right bitches...at long last I finally got my license. Everyone beware, because I will be on the road in full force now. Keep your children inside, your animals out of the street, and your gr...
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

link to my loveparade pics...look at the big balls!!

Here's a link to the pictures that I took from Loveparade for those of you who would like to see them. Keep in mind that it was a disposable camera from the gas station, and I'm a short little bitch,...
Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who wants a drink?

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Posted by ♥malissa♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST