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Lady Macbeth

Do that again and I'll split your infinitive, matey.

About Me

Laughter and silly shoes and cherryade and late-night talking and trying to keep going . My favourite word is dulcet . A man once said I had film-star eyes . Unfortunately, that man was the optician and I was about six. The photo makes my eyes look brown, but they are actually blue . I've just started a Victorian Studies MA at Birkbeck, London. I like the way that texts from that period are often utterly despair-ridden or strange (or both). Where have my paragraphs gone? I like to listen, and hope that people who know me feel that they can trust me. I believe that personality is more important than appearance - unless you're the kind of person who secretly cherishes hopes of becoming a supermodel and pouting at the cameras. Now, I wouldn't describe myself as overly ambitious, but I did successfully plot and scheme my way to the Scottish throne several centuries ago. So I was queen. For a bit. But I didn't go mad and top myself, as you can tell: that was ol' Shakey's invention. You know what these playwrights are like - anything for a good story. Perhaps I should make a documentary with Louis Theroux and set the record straight. I mean, it worked for Neil & Christine Hamilton and Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee. Er, didn't it?
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My Interests

Well, off the top of my head... People! Greyhound welfare. Searching for the perfect pair of shoooes (and matching bag). The Brontes and Elizabeth Gaskell. I love listening to music, and wish I hadn't given up piano lessons years ago. Playing The Sims 2. Drawing portraits to relax. Going to the theatre (it's not just for posh people) and wishing I wasn't too shy to get involved. Eating Jelly Babies. The Internet and website design. Trying - and failing - to cultivate an air of mystery... Writing (anything and everything). The Muppets. I spend too much time on eBay. Dusty old books, all tatty around the edges. Wallace and Gromit. I find myself strangely drawn to watch shopping channels and Quizmania.

I'd like to meet:

Recently joined MySpace, and particularly hope to meet people who used to know me at school . It seems like such a long time ago now... Would also like to hear from anyone endearing/funny/kind (bonus points for being all three!). I like being intrigued . Arty types are also very welcome, as I love being taught how to see the world from a fresh perspective and wish I was more creative. I just hope all of you would like to meet me! Oh, and one day I would very much like to meet Kermit the Frog ; he always seems so charming and green. Although he's probably much smaller in real life than he appears on TV.

Music:

Top artists I've played this week on Last.FM:

Also: Air; Alisha's Attic ; All Saints (relive your teenage angst); Amy Winehouse; Badly Drawn Boy; Banco de Gaia; Basement Jaxx; The Beta Band; Big Band Jazz; Blondie; Blur ; Brightblack Morning Light; Catatonia; Cathy Davey (simply amazing); Cerys Matthews (unforgettable voice); The Chemical Brothers; CocoRosie (thanks, Helen!); The Divine Comedy (got me through rough times); Eighties Electronica; Elbow; E.L.O; Eurythmics (tricky to spell, but so good to hear); Faithless; Fatboy Slim (especially 'The Journey' and 'Praise You'); Frankie Goes to Hollywood; Gnarls Barkley; Goldfrapp; Gorillaz; Groove Armada; The Holloway Brothers; The Human League; Hybrid ('Finished Symphony'); Jim O'Rourke ; Joanna Newsom (try 'En Gallop' first); The Kaiser Chiefs; Keane; Kylie Minogue; Ladytron ; Lily Allen; Luthea Salom; Martha Wainwright (deep); Massive Attack; Moby; Natalie Imbruglia; Natasha Bedingfield; Nina Simone (unforgettable); Orbital; Os Mutantes; PJ Harvey (genius); Radiohead (when I'm feeling down); Regina Spektor; R.E.M; Robert Miles; Roots Manuva (haunting); Royksopp; Satie; Shea Seger (you'll have 'Clutch' in your head for days at a time); The Spice Girls (you're only young once); The Stranglers; Sugababes; TLC; Tom McRae; Travis (for 'Sing'); T-Rex; Turin Brakes; Urbs; The Victorian English Gentlemen's Club; The Whitest Boy Alive; Zero 7 (beautiful sounds).

Movies:

Take me to the cinema , shove a bucket of popcorn in my hands and I'll watch anything - even the ads before the film starts.

Television:

I love really old TV shows, especially dodgy sci-fi and sitcoms ; wobbly sets and wooden acting are timeless! 8 Out of Ten Cats; A Bit of Fry and Laurie ; Blake's 7 (an oldie but a goody); Bleak House; Bodies (though I have to close my eyes); Byker Grove; The Chronicles of Narnia; Chucklevision; Doctor Who; Edge of Darkness; Green Wing ; Have I Got News For You; The League of Gentlemen; Morph ; The Moondial; Most Haunted; The Muppets (are you listening, Kermit?); My Family; Never Mind the Buzzcocks (whatever happened to Mark Lamarr?); The Nightmare Man; Peep Show; Porridge; Pride & Prejudice; QI (Stephen Fry!); Red Dwarf; Sesame Street; The Good Life; The Simpsons; Top Gear (oh, yes); TV Heaven, Telly Hell; University Challenge; Wallace & Gromit; The Worst Week of My Life; The Worst Witch (anyone else remember it?).

Books:

Anything Victorian : favourite authors include the Brontes; Dickens (natch); Fanny Trollope (that's one hell of a name); Elizabeth Gaskell; Wilkie Collins. Also, Virginia Woolf's A Room of One's Own is potentially life-changing. I'm a firm believer in the genius of Donna Tartt (The Secret History, The Little Friend), too. Love to read biographies and books about art history, in a desperate bid to convince myself I'm cultured. Any recommendations gratefully received :-)

Heroes:

Undoubtedly, Emma Peel . An advert for self-defence classes if ever there was one. And where does she buy those catsuits?

My Blog

'Adora, the time has come for you to seek your destiny.'

She-Ra, Princess of Power: feminism with unicorns...  Oh, yes... height="350" width="425">..>...
Posted by Lady Macbeth on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

Treadmills are go...

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Posted by Lady Macbeth on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

And I thought I was a good role-model

My fourteen-year-old brother to me this evening:'I don't want to end up like you when I'm twenty-one.'Siblings are a blessing, are they not? ...
Posted by Lady Macbeth on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

How (not) to apply for a job

A genuine job application, apparently'Nuff said ...
Posted by Lady Macbeth on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST

I've just discovered...

...A Bit of Fry and Laurie.  In this clip, Stephen Fry has to try not to be posh - so wrong!  He will always be my favourite English gent, and so must talk proper, like.  (With thanks t...
Posted by Lady Macbeth on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:23:00 PST

Colour Quiz, etc.

Spookily accurate...Liz took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!"Wants contentment, physical ease, and the absence ..."Click here to read the rest of the results.      &n...
Posted by Lady Macbeth on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST

Just to say hello...

Have just come back home after graduating. Not sure what will happen next... But if anyone remembers me, it'd be great to hear from you.
Posted by Lady Macbeth on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:58:00 PST