that shit in the air will fuck up your face |
Ever thought about Shaft's name? the word 'john' is slang for toilet, and 'shaft' is obviously a word for dick. so in fact his name translates as Toilet Dick, which is presumably like a more erotic fo...
Posted by The Catamites on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST |
back by popular demand... |
Here it is, the single worthwhile story to come out of my aborted stint of being a writer...
DUCK GOES TO THE BEACH
The shocking untold story
By Stephen Gill Murphy..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:s...
Posted by The Catamites on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST |
invading poland in just three easy steps |
Disgusted with the lack of gore, chainsaws, and dismemberments in films today, i have finished my own script for... the greatest movie of all time.... it's title?
ATTACK OF THE EXPLODING VAMPIRE LESBI...
Posted by The Catamites on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST |
donald duck: gay icon? |
Friends, we stand in a perilous situation. Now more than ever, our children are being bombarded with bad influences: sex, drugs, rock and roll, shiny pants, atheism, leprosy, germ warfare, Iggy Pop, c...
Posted by The Catamites on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST |
early new year |
Hey hey! Time to look at the future trends and fads of the savage year of our lord, 2007. These will be big in the new year. Big, i tells ya! Big!
Top new product: Robot Jesus.
Tired of looking for a ...
Posted by The Catamites on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST |
oh, the pain, the pain of it all... |
through the somewhat unsavory events of the past week, i have learnt three important things:
1. orphans cannot take a joke.
2. knuckledusters really hurt.
3. never, ever, EVER underestimate a mime..
d...
Posted by The Catamites on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:53:00 PST |
elvis lives in sinatra's bordello |
has anyone ever seen their own face and their own ass at the same time? no? it's because they're THE SAME PERSON! with a fake moustache! and a lifetime membership to the mile high club! of course! ano...
Posted by The Catamites on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST |
the ultimate question |
Help me. for days now my soul has been in turmoil... i came up with an unanswerable riddle while in the fevered throes of an opium dream, and i can't get it out of my head. the riddle is, who would wi...
Posted by The Catamites on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST |
midget rape support group |
What if a really small midget crawled up a pregnant womans vagina, killed and ate her baby, then just crashed there? would she notice? would she care? could he drink from her umbilical cord? could the...
Posted by The Catamites on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST |
interview with ed gein |
-well, ed, you're looking well
-that's right, the catamites! and do you know why? i use the new aerobinator fitness system! check this out!
-wow, you're so toned! like a wild stallion!
-don't delay, b...
Posted by The Catamites on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST |
