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About Me

Let's see. Annoyed by "Red Sox Nation." Believe if your last name is Steinbrenner your destiny is to be ridiculous. Eagerly awaiting my visits to Camden Yards in 2008. I believe I still have an outside chance of being one of three things in life, politician, Pope, or gas station clerk. Keep your fingers crossed!
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"It's probably just a rash." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? Which Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas character are you?
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
You're a Pint of Guinness!
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeI'm pretty sure the combination of pictures, music, and blogs says it all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd say the late, great Bill Hicks. If for some reason he's unavailable I'd ask either Big Bird, George Carlin, Howard Stern, or any brewery owner willing to give me a job.

How I made my profile:
I used MyWackoSpace.com 's amazing MySpace Editor .

Music:

Bought Sirius for Howard Stern and stayed for the music channels....a little bit of everything. Sirius Punk, 1st Wave, Howard 100, Garage, and Backspin have everything I need, except air.

Television:

The Office, House, Sporting Events in HD, formerly the Red Sox. Currently the Patriots, UConn football and basketball, and the Celtics. If I need to feel better about life I'll watch the Bruins lose and know all is well in the universe.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox, Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Heroes:

Batman, Wolverine, The Hartford Whalers.
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My Blog

Stuff and other assorted collections of things not necessarily stuff but stuff-like

OK, this is what happens over a 45 minute Nyquil and pneumonia induced period of creativity. Although I shouldn't use the word creativity. More appropriately, it was 45 minutes of hallucin...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST

Merry Chris........

It's true, that time of year is upon us. What would the holiday season be without the annual "Merry ChrisMay blog? Please enjoy this new tradition for a modern age. Merry...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

30 Days of Thunder Road Rash Decision 2008

It's been pointed out I've been suffering from IBS. It's true, since the end of the MLB season I've suffered from Infrequent Blog Syndrome. 'Tis the season to be non-blogging I suppose.&nbs...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

Tomorrow, The Dawn of a New Mr. Chris Baseball Era

As some of my faithful readers know I've been suffering through an identity crisis of sorts. My life within Red Sox Nation was destined to suffer an irreversible decline, beginning some tim...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:15:00 PST

Red Sox Here I Come. Make that, Red Sox Here I Go

Ladies, if you've ever wanted to know what getting hit in the male "bits" feels like, it goes a little something like the tale you're about to hear. Yes, I know childbirth feels something ...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:43:00 PST

Red Sox Here I Come! Maybe....

The following is the much maligned bulletin posted by yours truly on 10/12/07. Is it really "winning" when the "prize" is the chance to purchase a $450 (before fees) pair of tickets to the World Serie...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:09:00 PST

This is what you want. This is what you need.

Hello earthlings. I know you wanted some dancin' or shufflin' from your old friend Mr. Chris but that'll have to wait. Tonight is the highly anticipated yet poorly planned sequel to ...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

Not your mothers Labor Day

Another holiday weekend, another holiday blog from your old pal, Mr. Chris. Let's recap some of America's favorite mandated days off. New Year's. Turn over a new leaf by sleep...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

I cant help but post oddball stories seen on Yahoo.

So this one has a little more merit than say, Oscar the Killer Cat. I'm not trying to blame the parents here, but does it come as a surprise the two have quite the checked past. ...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST

Crazy Yahoo News Headline of the Week

Ok, at least this article gets a bit scientific towards the end but I can't believe it is ignoring the obvious. You really need not be an expert at the game of CLUE to see this....... ...
Posted by Mr. Chris: Backseat Driver on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:39:00 PST