I haven't been up to much lately, just chillin at the mall really. Back in my heyday I enjoyed beating up on Bruins and Rangers.
I'm hoping to be back in action soon, I heard things aren't working out for the Predators in Nashville or the Panthers in Miami so stay tuned.
I guess a couple of my former employees won the Stanley Cup a couple years ago. Nine years too late! But congratulations anyway to defenseman Glen Wesley and former radio voice of the Hartford hoo-whalers Chuck Kaiton. I hope Peter Karmanos chokes on his champagne. Shave that mullet you jackass!