Herbie

I'd like to meet:

That old grouchy Head Elf...so I can knock out his teeth for harrassing me! (and then I can try to fix them:)

REMEMBER...

(and notice my real name used to be Hermey in the original scripts...it's true!)
Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice?
Hermey: Just fixing these dolls' teeth.
Head Elf: Just fixing...? Now listen, we have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We don't need any chewing dolls.
Hermey: I just thought I'd find a way to fit in.
Head Elf: You'll never fit in! Now you come to elf practice, learn how to wiggle your ears and chuckle warmly and go hee-hee and ho-ho and important stuff like that. ....A dentist. Good grief!

Music:

All CHRISTMAS MUSIC...
of course! (Except "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"--I'm so sick of that one!)

Movies:

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, of course!

Books:

Dentistry for Dummies,
How to Fix-a-Filling Fast!,
Dentistry 101,
How to Quit Your 9 to 5 and Pursue Your True Passion,
Cliff Notes for Toy Making...