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Live @ An undisclosed venue in Rossendale..
BB1 and BB2 are two Dapper Bastards.. Immortal creatures born at the beginning of time, responsible for the killing of Jesus, and blaming it on the bastard Romans.. through the mass phenomenon that is our greatest work to date, the Bible. Hailing from the hidden island of Dapperland, located in the Hawaian Octoagan..
.. a land where Business men and Terrorists have raised a highly productive dictator economy where women are outlawed except for strip clubs and brothels and men walk the streets in suits and balaclavas chatting about how dapper each other look.
Having now made their way to England, BB1 and BB2 aim to stake their next greatest claim, after replacig the pope with BB2 without anyone having noticed, BB1 having taken the gold in the Scottish caber competition, BB2s face having appeared on the mona lisa, and also posing as David Blaine in that crazy stunt with the box.
Unbeknown to the 2 Dapper Bastards are the morales of your crazy society, we know of only terror and good business etiquette.. and that ladies are for fun time only..
Please do not listen to this music (IF) you take life seriously....
BB1 and BB2 celebrate these these issues because they don't know any better and find the idea of writing songs about them a good source of desensitising these issues on one level.. so that certain people get bored of laughing at them.. you know who you are and you do exist.. subjects such as ape-r, Chauvinism, and edo-pilia, and also Incest...
2 Dapper Bastards. next playing in HELL, see you there!
