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About Me

My full name is Peter Richard Adams and I now work in social housing. This is odd because I have absolutely no background in this area. In fact I'm a little worried someone might spot this fact and sack me. So far though, so good and it certainly allows me money to buy food with as I sit in my room in front of a computer attempting to write my first (and most probably last) novel. I spend a lot of time running around the country playing in pop'n'roll band And What Will Be Left Of Them? Together we run the wee rekkid label The Little Hellfire Club which holds a monthly club night at The Marr's Bar, Worcester â€“ "Bringing clatterpop to the kids since 2006!". Every now and again Chris Them and I get together and have a muck about with our side project Girls On Film. Occasionally I leave Worcester to help out other bands on tour. Other than this I'm usually quite tired and drunk. The left side of my face looks considerably younger than the right and there's often something wrong with me medically. Today, it's my elbow playing up from an incident on a skateboard 4 years ago. Yesterday it was the fact that I have no valve on the top of my stomach. My neck hurts most of the time. My knee has been banjoed ever since Nelson put me in figure four leg lock. I am in love with a girl that I call Duck. She calls me Dog. Enough to make you puke isn't it?

My Interests

Music, history, literature, chess, Westminster gossip, writing, getting stressed, piggy-back fighting, dwarf porn. I am also a man that likes a drink.

I'd like to meet:

You, and you and you and baba daaa, baba daba daba, daba daaa...

Music:

At the moment, The Pogues and The Clash and The Franz Ferdinand and The Hot Puppies and The Rocks and The Needs and The Firebrand and The Untitled Musical Project and The We Start Fires and The Misty's Big Adventure and The Hefner and The Social and The Pippettes and The Brontosaurus Chorus and The Screaming Ballerinas. I also spend a lot of my time listening to BBC Radio 4.

Movies:

Ghostbusters. And that's it.

Television:

BBC News... Question Time... documentaries involving history, operations, fat people or historical fat people having operations... most sitcoms as long as they were made before The Vicar Of Dibley...

Books:

2006: Aberystwyth Mon Amour by Malcom Pryce. Stalingrad by Antony Beevor. Margrave Of The Marshes by John Peel. Thud! by Terry Pratchett. Vile Bodies by Evelyn Waugh. I, Robot by Isaac Asimov. Passion Is A Fashion by Pat Gilbert. Pompeii by Robert Harris. Fatherland by Robert Harris. Decline And Fall by Evelyn Waugh. Ivanov by Chekov. War Of The Worlds by HG Wells. Grip by David Shrigley. Let's Wrestle by David Shrigley. Sock Monkey by Tony Millionaire. Scoop by Evelyn Waugh. Going Postal by Terry Pratchett. The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett. 2007: Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. A Handful Of Dust by Evelyn Waugh. Imperium by Robert Harris. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess. 1984 by George Orwell. Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett. Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling. Don't Look Now & Other Stories by Daphne Du Maurier. The Chrysalids by John Wyndham. The Picture Of Dorien Gray by Oscar Wilde.

Heroes:

He-Man, Peter Cook. Anyone who's ever been 'there', done 'it', got 'the t-shirt' and 'lived to tell the tale'...

My Blog

11.47am - a poem by peter

last night chris and matt and iplayed at an 11.47 acoustic music nightit was loverly goodchris played a miniature drum kitit looked very funnymatt played a little blow organand he looked funny tooi pl...
Posted by Blue Peter on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

now i am a grown up - a poem by peter

now i am a grown up i must put away childish thingslike my slinkyand my space hopper and my dressing up clothes.touch my he-man figures though and i will break you. seriously. i'll snap you in fucking...
Posted by Blue Peter on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

redundancy a poem by peter

i got made redundantwould you fucking believe it5 fucking years
Posted by Blue Peter on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST

the face of nokia - a poem by peter

now i'm the face of nokiaand a proper model and everythingi get a horrid feeling at the back of my throatperhaps this is becausei am sucking on satan's fucking cock
Posted by Blue Peter on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

i burnt my fucking hand - a poem by peter

yeowthat hurtgahmy handi wish i hadn't burnt it when i gripped that burning logit was two days ago nowyet still it hurtscould've been worse thoughmy friend graham broke his clavicalin two placesplayin...
Posted by Blue Peter on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:29:00 PST

the unbearable heat - a poem by peter

oh my god it's hotit really really really isso so so so so so hotblimey butif i am so hotwhy have i just drunk a cup of coffee?
Posted by Blue Peter on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

glorious summer - a poem by peter

glorious summerbull fucking shitfuck summer right to fucking helli hate hay feverfuck summer fuck fuck fucki hope it fucking diesfucker
Posted by Blue Peter on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

i'm not very well - a poem by peter

i'm not very wellin facti've been better
Posted by Blue Peter on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:58:00 PST

i have a fucking headache - a poem by peter

i have a fucking headache and it is really fucking annoying mebut not as much as noel fuckingedmonds who annoys me so fuckingmuch i wouldlike to smash hisface in with anunopened can of beer...
Posted by Blue Peter on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

the dentist - a poem by peter

FEAR THE DENTIST! FEAR THE DENTIST! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! THE HORROR! THE HORROR! i need one small filling
Posted by Blue Peter on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:36:00 PST