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Stacie

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About Me

"True adventurers have never been plentiful. They who are set down in print as such have been mostly business men with newly invented methods. They have been out after the things they wanted--golden fleeces, holy grails, lady loves, treasure, crowns and fame. The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate." -O. Henry
"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion." -Jack Kerouac
Whenever I try to write these little descriptions, it always comes back to how multi-sided I see myself as. I guess most people are like that. I embrace it.I really really REALLY hate planning things ahead of time. Don't try to make me do it.I don't smoke, I don't touch drugs, and I really can't stand the "Let's get stoned and play beer pong and hook up with friends of friends in my basement apartment every night this week" scene.Depending on how I feel about you, you'll either think I'm the sweetest or the most sarcastic person you've ever met.Server by day, jewelry designer and small business owner by night. Yiiiiip yip yip yip happy happy happy happy boing boing boing.

My Interests

jewelry design, writing, foreign languages, alter egos, long drives, random roadtrips, bad horror movies, 80s music, good loud industrial, drive-in movie theaters, being outside at 4am, somethingpositive.net

I'd like to meet:

My soulmate. And by soulmate, I mean the person who has the last missing piece of my McDonald's Garfield mug set.
Actually, just interesting new people. Preferably ones whose default pictures aren't of their ass or of themselves straddling a keg.

Music:

David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, the Offspring, Duran Duran, MSI, Stabbing Westward, Depeche Mode, Better Than Ezra, AFI, PJ Harvey, Stone Temple Pilots, Filter, Peter Murphy, the Vines, the Cars, Roxette, Def Leppard, Linkin Park, Danny Elfman, Gary Numan, Imperative Reaction, Rotersand, Marvelous 3, Tom Petty, Franz Liszt, Beastie Boys, Skinny Puppy, Beck, the Exies

Movies:

The Apartment, Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch, The Graduate, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Equinox, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Fight Club, The Neverending Story, Zoolander, Weekend at Bernie's, The Ladykillers (original), Memento, Napoleon Dynamite, Back to the Future, The Jacket, the original Star Wars trilogy, James Bond movies, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

Books:

George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Clive Barker, Mercedes Lackey, Paulo Coelho, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Ray Bradbury

My Blog

Ten haiku served fresh and in your face.

What am I going to write about when I stop waiting tables?Necesito unramekin of ranch dressing,por favor, amor!I speak some Spanish.My name is not Aye Mami.Give me the damn plate.I’m sorry sir, ...
Posted by Stacie on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:35:00 PST

I curse way too much..

Every server always writes about the typical customer annoyances, like lack of tipping, running you to death, being rude, etc. So I'm giving vent to those less commonly heard about, but still equally ...
Posted by Stacie on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:51:00 PST

Rage and Crafts

So for those who don't know, or a recap for those who do: I'm a jewelry designer trying to get my work out there by selling to yuppie assholes at crappy street fairs and craft shows. This is my second...
Posted by Stacie on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:47:00 PST

Adventures with Birdo.

So I know I promised puppies and kittens to make up for the foulness of the last blog post. Well, sorry, I still don't have that. However, I do have something even better. I have pictures of the cutes...
Posted by Stacie on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:00:00 PST

Eat as much as I want AND get out of work early? Hot damn, sign me up!

Before I started taking Alli, I had no self-confidence because I weighed 400 pounds and couldn't get my ass off the couch. Now I weigh 98 pounds, haul my ass off the couch every seven minutes, and sti...
Posted by Stacie on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

Sunset Beach

I love my little loner days out. On my day off Tuesday, I made the drive down to Cape May to pick up some pendants I use in one of my necklaces. The shop I get them at is on Sunset Beach, which has to...
Posted by Stacie on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:52:00 PST

It's safe in the city to love in a doorway.

You know, sometimes I wish I could just pack everything I own into my car, take off for another state, change my name, get rid of my phone, and live my life as that girl that everyone knows, but nobod...
Posted by Stacie on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 09:52:00 PST

We all know I don't usually get like this, so enjoy it while you can, you little monkeys.

So, I just got home after spending time with some of my very good friends, Lisa, Marcus, Mercedes, and Cory. Marcus just sent me a text message, which I passed on to Lisa: I owe you a drink. Don't for...
Posted by Stacie on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:03:00 PST

God's five dollar bills.

Why is God throwing five dollar bills at me? It's getting very frustrating. Especially since I'm broke. A few days ago I stopped for gas on the way home from work and asked for five dollars' worth. Th...
Posted by Stacie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go procrastinator go!

Assignment: Creative Writing Manuscript Due: May 2nd, 10:00am Written so far: haiku, tanka, prose poem, epigram, limerick, mesostic Still to go: sonnet, dramatic monologue, confessional, epistolary...
Posted by Stacie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST