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osmosis

find the tallest kid in school and call him a pussy in front of a girl.

About Me

portland's #1 ryan.

please do NOT message or add me about tattoo things. i won't respond. send messages or friend requests regarding tattoos or anything tattoo-related to me through this page instead of here. i'm just trying to separate the personal from professional... thanks for understanding!

love:
-swimming in insanely cold water
-riding my bicycle
-wheat gluten
-proclivities of the left brain hemisphere
-hats

hate:
-cars
-flourescent lighting
-animal products
-being crowded when i walk
-go-nowheres.

My Interests

foooood. friends. bike rides. healthy sustainable lifestyles. swimming. awesomeness.

I'd like to meet:

-iceland
-more manatees
-every dog ever
-woody harrelson
-a boat to live in forever
-nonterrible vegan cheese
-a perpetually fruiting avocado tree, in my house.

Music:

i'm going to cut this section down to specific ALBUMS that have been the most influential to my musical tastes... in actuality, have probably changed my life.

refused- shape of punk to come.
iron maiden- live after death.
radiohead- ok computer.
modest mouse- good news for people who love bad news.
at the gates- slaughter of the soul.
iron and wine- woman king.
the swarm- parasitic skies.
atmosphere- god loves ugly.
strike anywhere- exit english.
backstabbers inc- kamikaze missions.

Movies:

the iron giant. zoolander. wedding singer. harry potter

Television:

i used to watch dvd's of csi, buffy, and gilmore girls.

Books:

robbins, hiassen, quinn, murakami.

Heroes:

mad martigan.

My Blog

frisbee socks

life rules.i went to seattle and tattooed a bunch of stuff and didn't take pictures. except for this one:i started this at the convention on a rad, vegan donut-wielding human named sara. this is her (...
Posted by osmosis on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

ubiquitious wiggles

hello interworld. i went to new hampshire last week and had fun and loved and laughed and did some tattoos. observe: ha! i can hear you now: "but ryan, that vegan tattoo isn't cute! that's not what...
Posted by osmosis on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

eat cocaine off america's gravestone

oh, it has been a while my friends.i've been up to lots of things. mostly things involving fun. which is good, because then i don't really mind that i'm gonna be old(er) in a few days.anyway, i don't ...
Posted by osmosis on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

tiny elephants

long beach was rad. somehow i managed to stay perfectly busy the whole time with rad tattoos. that's never happened before.... so all in all probably the best convention experience i've ever had... t...
Posted by osmosis on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

be the bummer

i am lazier than ever lately. the internet has taken over my life and i hate it all. funny, seems like the more itme you spend wasting it online, the less you actually do on it.anyway, i haven't blogg...
Posted by osmosis on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

spinning plates

okay, it's been a while since the last tattoo update, so here we go. though i feel like most of these don't provide a very accurate description of what i've been doing. i haven't been ta...
Posted by osmosis on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

root beer

i just got back from the forged in ink convention. it was pretty much the dumbest experience ever. i'll tell you a story, list-style. -got 3 hours of sleep the night before i left, and 2 the night be...
Posted by osmosis on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

special jack

okay ya'll. i know it's been a while. that's because i have things to do that aren't farting around the internet. unlike you. nerds. so sorry about any delays in message/comment response. i've been bu...
Posted by osmosis on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

eatin ur foodz

here's some more crap. can't remember if i ever posted this or not. but this time i have healed pictures, and it looks a billion times better because it's not going over a bunch of pissed off, fres...
Posted by osmosis on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST

afrobusiness

okay fine. new bloooog. today is day 7 of my cleanse. i've decided i've had enough of this no eating horseshit... it was supposed to be 10 days, but i figured if i didn't feel particularly amazing by...
Posted by osmosis on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST