About Former Presidential Nominee Hillary Clanton |
About Hillary ClantonI can't believe this horseshit. I just got a message from some Hillary Scranton headquarters site saying "Hillary, 2012!"I think somebody out there has a serious case of "Wow, I c...
Posted by Robert Evans on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:04:00 PST |
Sex and the City: A review by ROBERT EVANS |
Word around Tinseltown is that this film, slated for an October 2008 release, is going to be big, especially among the I-never-used-to-drink-this-much, what's-happening-to-my-ass, I-better-have-a-baby...
Posted by Robert Evans on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:41:00 PST |
911 |
Someone: quick, please, give me the number for 911.
Posted by Robert Evans on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:35:00 PST |
Go fuck yourself, David Fear! |
Turns out this "movie critic" just desecrated my criminally UNDER-RATED classic,"Love Story" (1970).Before I launch into my response, let's first hear from Fear himself:"What can you say about a 25-ye...
Posted by Robert Evans on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:17:00 PST |
AMERICAs best movie review: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS the best movie review by the Robert Evans |
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGASa motion picture reviewby THE ROBERT EVANSSo, a few television seasons ago they had a sitcom based on a COMMERCIAL. Remember that caveman shit that lasted one night? Well, they we...
Posted by Robert Evans on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:54:00 PST |
NARNIA: a REVIEW (by THE Robert Evans) |
Narnia: A ReviewBY THEROBERTEVANS(ZERO out of FOUR thumbs)Ask me, the problem with kids these days is that they spend too much time in fantasy land. Oh, let them play, Bobby, you might say, let them h...
Posted by Robert Evans on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:52:00 PST |
CLOVERFIELD: A Review |
To make some extra money this summer, I'll be freelance writing the occasional movie review. Here's the first installment...CLOVERFIELD: A ReviewBy THE Robert EvansHey everybody, put on your hambelts,...
Posted by Robert Evans on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST |
More freelance writing: WATER IS IMPORTANT by Robert Evans |
Do you rarely think about drinking water? If so, you are not alone. Many people do not realize how vital water is. It makes up 55-75 percent of your body weight, and is important to every cell, organ,...
Posted by Robert Evans on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:32:00 PST |
FROM THE MOUTH OF SNIPES |
"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance."---WESLEY SNIPES, APRIL 24, 2008
Posted by Robert Evans on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST |
WESLEY SNIPES CARE PACKAGE |
What do you think Wesley Snipes would like to see in a care package? I'm getting something together.Thoughts?Ideas?Refrain from spermicide and condom jokes. This is a serious situation.Snipes!...
Posted by Robert Evans on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST |
