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Nick-Less

I open my mouth, and the lies come out.

About Me

My name is nick.p, and I'm a premium dancer....dogs don't like me, but cats like me the best. I listen to music a lot, and I like to make songs by myself and with friends, we pretend we are in bands. I like to draw on index cards.....and even if I didn't I couldn't stop doing it. I have a degree in graphic design, and I'm a sweet web designer (you should hire me.) I can't spell to save my life, I used to think I was a photographer. I love sloppy art, robots, zombies, chicks with full sleeves, 40oz's of Schlitz, collecting vinyl (records), listening to punk rock, setting things on fire, and swimming in the ocean. Which sounds pretty fucking stupid since I live in the midwest. One day I'll be a bum, just you watch.....I gotta pee anyway. later...P.S. - I have all my teeth.....IN OTHER NEWS I love to draw flyers .
I give all my lunch money to BCR .
I love to draw stoopid pictures .
I invented the anti-resume .
I've got the "in's" on the latest conspiracy .
I work for peanuts .

My Interests

Being a Computer Nerd.......Listening to Punk Rock....Drinking Beer....Drawing........I dunno, sleep?

I'd like to meet:

Robots, yes......definately robots. That's what I would like to meet.

Music:



What have I been listening to lately?
Left Alone, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Leftover Crack, Less Than Jake, Chumbawamba, the Vandals, Les Baxter, Pinhead Gunpowder, the Nobodys, the Eclectics, Mad Marge and the Stonecutters, Kraut, the Arrogant Sons of Bitches, Slapstick, the Gore Gore Girls, the Gonads, the Oblivians, Poison Girls, the Screws, Scholastic Deth, Rudimentary Peni, the Posers, the Soviettes, F.Y.P, Black Randy and the Metrosquad, the Victims, Dillinger Four, F-Minus, Dick Dale, and Bomb the Music Industry.....plus lots of other stuff....

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Gummo, Edward Scissorhands, Shaun of the Dead, Blue Velvet, Dawn of the Dead, Something Weird, Harold and Maude, Pieces, Ginger Snaps, That Darn Punk, The Bikini Bandits Experience, Big Fish, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghostworld, Exorcist III, plus just about any zombie movie...

Television:

Mission Hill, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, You Can't Do That on Television, Futurama, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Haunting, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Billy and Mandy, Mr Show, The State, Undergrads, Aeon Flux, Family Guy, Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Odd Parents.

Books:

Crackup at the Race Riots, Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher in the Rye, My Education.......CD inserts...subtitles.....cereal boxes....nevermind, I'm lying. I don't really know how to read.

Heroes:

Mega Man

My Blog

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Posted by Nick-Less on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:43:00 PST

This is what I'm talkin' about...

http://www.findagoth.com/users/13992 We're #9 under general. This kids our biggest fucking fan. I'm totally thanking him in the "Dropping Hints for Christmas" album. ...
Posted by Nick-Less on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

How the fuck....?!?!?!

First off...thanks to Josh, Sara, Tim, Jaques, Haywood, and everyone from Maine for making Nicci and I feel like home. You guys are the best....I miss everyone so much.... (Disclaimer: I don't remembe...
Posted by Nick-Less on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

Drunk on Love, Fueled by Schlitz

The exclusiveness of the Ethiopian Liberation Front is amazing in the sense that they (we) actually did kind of play a few shows which were actually practices. The cops always broke up the party. Ever...
Posted by Nick-Less on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

What do dorks listen to?

According to iTunes....this is what I listen to, most of the time on my Mac at least...I wonder if Winamp saves my top picks...hmmm? It's all good stuff, but I don't think I ever remember hearing Lawr...
Posted by Nick-Less on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:04:00 PST

Twenty Raw Eggs...Everyday

Well, Nicci is comming home today ad it looks like her flight is ahead of schedule so wiggle and I are excited.....We're making our first build of Venture Brothers season 2 disc one....and after years...
Posted by Nick-Less on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:37:00 PST

Who likes pizza....?

Sorry Matt, but I'm sure the rain has washed it all away by now, I apologize for anyone liveing in Ypsi who may have woken up with pizza on thier...(insert noun) but hey, you did tell me to carry the ...
Posted by Nick-Less on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

A little Garlic Salt.....

So, I don't know.....2 things are funny right now, but I can only remember one. Anyway, it's not important.....however, what is important is that after Chuck dropped me off at home I went to start on ...
Posted by Nick-Less on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:33:00 PST

You ain't shit, babe.....

So, the upstairs neighbors fight all the time, and I was just outside smoking when I heard what they are about to fight about tonight.......I'll try to transcribe this conversation because its ruthles...
Posted by Nick-Less on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST

Just in case you were wondering.....

...."Belt Fighting the Man" is fucking awesome. I think I still like "Climb off Ease up Suck Down" better, but hey....you can't just beat out the hamburger cake, I hope your family likes AIDS. Anyway,...
Posted by Nick-Less on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST