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About Me


I grew up in Michigan. My dog still lives there. I'm a professional recommender of children's books (infant to teen). Ask me what the 8 year old in your life should be reading. I know wassup. Other than that though, I make stuff. Mostly portraits of the ladies, but I'm working on expanding that to include the undead and maybe some animals. Oh, here, look:

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regarding the internets

since the internet crackdown at the shop around the corner, i can't access da 'space while i'm supposed to be working anymore. i've made the switcheroo to facebookz cuz it looks prettier on my phone a...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Emily on Xylophone

My friend Emily suggested I illustrate a sentence for her.I agreed. So much of what she says makes me laugh.Kind of makes me want to do a whole series of sentences, or maybe a collection of very short...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:46:00 GMT

I Kiss You On the Brain In the Shadow of a Train

Man, Juno just totally kicked my ass. And by kicked my ass I really mean "made me cry like a girl." Which it just so happens I am, so it all worked out. Anyone who can listen to those two cover the Mo...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Better Than a Sharp Stick In the Eye, As They Say

It's been a pretty star-studded week, folks. On Monday it was a Haley Joel Osment sighting in Subway. He looks like an eight year old with a beard and a sandwich. ...or uh, he does when he's holding a...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:18:00 GMT

You Must Cry Walk!

I took these screen captures while watching the camp episode of Home Movies (Season 3, Disc 1), because it was pertinent to my happiness that I see each frame of McGuirk's Man Hunt induced panic attac...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:29:00 GMT

To the Bat Cave!

Some days my job makes me want to set people (namely oblivious nannies, those employees incapable of alphabetizing and whoever it is that puts together those Muzak compilations) on fire and push baby ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:21:00 GMT

In 1982, He Brought Us the Longest, Wordiest Trailer of All Time...

So, I was just watching E.T. and it was sweet. And by sweet I mean creepy and hilarious and completely nostalgic for me. I'd forgotten the science lab frog release was from that movie. I've thought o...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Things Made, Things Acquired

Recently, some very important purchases have been made, several of them at the low low price of ONE SOLITARY DOLLAR (a piece). These things include: 01) A false nose (as seen here) with nostrils almos...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Carrot Tops

Construction paper and pencil(God bless Prismacolor) marker and (a lillll' bit of) colored pencil on, you know, paper 'n stuffSo I'm working on a BIG GIANT HUGE version of the art nouveau chicken pox ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Yes!

Girl Eaten by Tree, Mark RydenOil on canvas, 2006!!!asgkjasgkasgjhahaha.I am laughing IN MY SOUL. Man. So good.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:45:00 GMT