the natural and all things ufc |
so i just got to hang out with Randy Couture and I have to say it was awesome. he has got to be one of the most down to earth and nice people I have ever met.
i am always hesitant ...
Posted by Dan Halen on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST |
Avocado, Ice Cream and Antelope Sandwhich |
So just some thoughts
1) Do not make a movie based on and titled after a book, that is not completely about said book. In addition please do not degrade my favorite author philosoph...
Posted by Dan Halen on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST |
nothing can stop me know |
it is official, i now have a us passport. now i can fuck up as much as i want and then flee to another country while enjoying all the rights and privledges associated with being a citizen of the...
Posted by Dan Halen on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST |
an epitaph |
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Dan Halen on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST |
phone numbers |
yeah i don't have anyones phone number anymore so if you want me to ever call you again you need to call me or email me your number.
Posted by Dan Halen on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:21:00 PST |
Straight Outta Denny's |
You Know You're From Michigan When...You define summer as three months of bad sledding.You can identify an Ohio accent.Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown.You know how to play ...
Posted by Dan Halen on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:05:00 PST |
this is so funny i decided to keep it |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or h...
Posted by Dan Halen on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:06:00 PST |
not a china mans chance |
so i work with a few pretty interesting chinese guys and a gal.....
funny things they say......a sample conversation
alan-dexter you are a chigger
dexter-whats up boo
alan-you are a chink
dexter-don't...
Posted by Dan Halen on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 05:41:00 PST |
chopping off one finger at a time |
thought I
transcending heaven and earth free from the suffering of my birth. mind expanding endlessly, pursuing life and liberty. calm, like the eye of a storm, like a liquid lacking form. agele...
Posted by Dan Halen on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:41:00 PST |
a good way to get to know me |
my sister back in michigan posted this in her journal and i think it sums up how i behave and what to expect....(she is all i's and i am all hims...figure that out)1. the time i punched a guy in the b...
Posted by Dan Halen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
