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Krystal the Pistol

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About Me

wouldn't you like to know...you would? oh okay..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: krystal
Birthday: june 19... the day of the spark
Birthplace: harlingen
Current Location: harlingen
Eye Color: caca brown
Hair Color: my real color?
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ??
The Shoes You Wore Today: my fuzzy house slippers
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: water, until i learn to swim
Your Perfect Pizza: veggies meats and different cheeses
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i have a bathing suit i need to fit into
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: .....
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, i really don't want to wake up
Your Best Physical Feature: from my waist up
Your Bedtime: whenever i have my weed naps
Your Most Missed Memory: getting drunk with friends on a holiday
Pepsi or Coke: as long as it quenches the thirst within
MacDonalds or Burger King: as long as it feeds the hunger within
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yesss
Do you Swear: when i need too, slips out occasionally
Do you Sing: voice like a siren, and i'm not talkin' bout mythology
Do you Shower Daily: yessa
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes and no
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i have my good days and bad days like everyone else
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: i try
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes, bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you bet i did
In the past month have you Smoked: you bet i did
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you bet i did
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: actually no i haven't...i've had a couple at a time but not a whole box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: maybe
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but lets see what the future brings
In the past month have you been Dumped: no....because i'm still single.... *laughs nervously*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i hear its a whole lot of fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't think so
Ever been Drunk: yeeeesss
Ever been called a Tease: i think so....lol!!!
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: being an old woman asleep on my bed
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: myself
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere in europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: 5'7 or taller
Weight: i like some meat on their bones, but not too much
Best Clothing Style: whatever you want to wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: not sure, but its not a lot right now
Number of Piercings: do my ears count?
Number of Tattoos: one...more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Your Birth Month is June
Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life.
Your warmth and consideration touches many.
Your soul reflects: Friendship, love, and beauty
Your gemstone: Pearl
Your flower: Rose
Your colors: Light blue, white, and cream What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

My Interests

I wonder if they still have that shampoo I like?.......

Music:

Slowgrind...Axe of Vengeance......Bloodspew(ha!)...Dimmu Borgir...Pink Floyd...Mindless Self-Indulgence...Dearest Death... Def Leppard...Veruca Salt...Tori Amos...vagina music...and almost everything in between. And Classical music too.

Movies:

10th Kingdom.. Pulp Fiction.. Requiem for a Dream.. Welcome to the Dollhouse.. Tim Burton films.. Adam Sandler films.. Robin Hood: Men in Tights.. Naked Gun series..anything that is funny or extremely depressing or depressingly funny or humorously depressing...ooh! and that movie Waking Life..that shit really makes you think.

Television:

Family Guy... Futurama... and my favorite Irish-American host, Conan 'O Brien.

Books:

Harry Potter (hey!....they're good books alright!!!??)...The Spider and the Fly, by Mary Howitt ( its a children's book now)...The Bible, by God (it IS a great story when you think about it, "but i think the good book is missing some pages.")...The Merriam-Webster Dictionary.................

My Blog

When they say to take of His body, I think I'll take from mine instead.

I don't know what to say when I don't even know the answers to it all, but that's ok, because there is the possibility I could be wrong.  With Him up there watching me, seeing everything I do that isn...
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Riddle.

The beginning of eternity the end of time and space The beginning of every end the end of every place.
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keep this in your back pocket.

One day I said to God- I'm going to search for the meaning to my existence. I'm going to find the talent within me then develop it to the best of my ability and I'm going to make the most of this li...
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something to Someone

So often we reach out and offer that which we have to give to someone who has no need or does not recognize the value of our gift. Thus our gift goes unreceived through no fault of our own and this...
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paul Bunyan's Birthday

Jesus told me in a dream... "Stay away from that talking goat that might knock on your door and want to have tea. He can be reasonable, but not at all what he seems. Don't be fooled by his provocat...
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things are getting desperate when all the boys can't be men

i composed a river out of me dancing around him eternally so i spilled his blood that flowed with pride beneath my ground he still resides left alone to what he deserves inanimate befri...
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My heart is dying and my Spanish smells like fish.

I went to a funeral. I was the only one crying and the rest were laughing and calling me the "thing" in between my legs... Then afterwards we decided to eat some pancakes...and maybe forgive each oth...
Posted by Krystal the Pistol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST