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Dave is not here

pimpin aint easy. Thats why I drink instead.

About Me

I killed Bambi. Then I skinned bambi. Then I cooked and ate her little tiny body. Then I made a lovely hat out of her tiny tanned skin. Don't you like my hat?

My Interests

My dog. my band. getting even more tattoos done. trying to drink all the PBR on earth.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I could list my whole i tunes here but you'd have that thing where the blood vessels in your brain rupture and you die a slow painful death.

Movies:

Hmmm bad films made in japan? Things you haven't heard of and if you have and want to talk about them I really don't like you anyways you snob.

Television:

Dexter kicked ass. I'm so sad CBS bought it.

Books:

I love books. please read a lot of them

Heroes:

Ike Turner. seriously have you seen how Tina acts. I'd have smacked the hell outta her too. In fact I may smack the hell outta a bunch of people really soon.

My Blog

God Damn ow fuck boom

This weekend I managed to wreck my car. (Evidently theres a limit to how fast you can hit the curb at.)  The Engine blew in our bands van.  And to top it off I cant ride my motorcycle to wor...
Posted by Dave is not here on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST

Ramp plans

I went back over to the ramp today with a six pack and met up with the owner, duh.  and a indian guy who seems rad.  I was trying more shit than I have in awhile.  I slammed a few times...
Posted by Dave is not here on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

I lied

I know I'm supposed to take some time off from this.  just announcing that my bike runs.
Posted by Dave is not here on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST

change is not just coins

Theres a lot of things I want to do.  That I don't do.  Theres a lot of crap I want and try and have without putting in the work.  I settle for second best.  I allow people to lie ...
Posted by Dave is not here on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:33:00 PST