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JUNKERNUTZ

You're born an original Don't die a copy!

About Me

ECV... NO KNOWN CURE...its a CLAMPER thing, you wouldn't understand.

Welcome to planet JUNKERNUTZ***I am a LIFE MEMBER of the ANCIENT and HONORABLE ORDER of E CLAMPUS VITUS***TRINITARIANUS CHAPTER 62 ***

If you have ever seen the Adam Sandler movie "Billy Madison", You may recall a guy who was picked on and bullyed,as a kid, only to become a disfuctionable adult, who sit's on his couch applying lip stick, and has a list of childhood friends he want's to kill on his wall. Well thats pretty much me,in a nut shell, except I don't want to kill anyone, and i don't put on lip stick (much LOL)(By the way that guy was the guy who saved the day, if ya think about it). I live my life at night, and only come out in the day light, when I have to, or if there is a destruction derby somewhere.

OLD FRIENDS FEAR NOT!*ALL IS MOSTLY FORGOTEN!***LETS DRINK A BEER! OR TWO!, OR THREE!,OR FOUR! OR MANY MORE. LOL***

MY DREAM CAR...!GOT TO LOVE IT!!!!

My Interests

I like to laugh and have a good time, when I can, but it's not always easy...Being a adult isn't easy for me....Mentally I'm hanging out at the circus, dwelling in the parking lot, and chillin with the FREAKS OF THE NIGHT.(I run from them often as well!)****************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********I live for DEMO DERBYS, CHEAP BEER, RECYCLED ART, THE INTERNET, AND JUNK "cuz it's FREE most of the time, LOL" If it's FREE IT'S FOR ME! I'm car crazy, if it's ugly to you, its the SH*T to me! ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********

I'd like to meet:

ALICE COOPER(he made the world a better place)!ELVIRA (The ultimate woman) WWE's Victoria (the ultimate azz kicking woman!), KISS, BLACKIE LAWLESS, and other 80's head banger, shock rocker Gods. Also like to meet Joe Pogan, /
and Bryan Tedrick, Two great sculptural artists.

Music:

RUGGLES BROTHERS, W.I.L.L.,J JAMZ,AND OTHER LOCAL DIRTY 5-30 HIP HOPPER'S!

Movies:

NICHOLAS CAGE MOVIES,Adam Sandler movies,Strangeland,Goonies, Never Ending Story,Shawshank Redemption,and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

Television:

WWE, UFC, other man shows like American Chopper, Junkyard Wars, and MONSTER GARAGE!

Books:

Myspace Layouts

Heroes:

MOM&DAD!,THE TROOPS! ALICE COOPER, and my son Andrew.

My Blog

A new thought

Don't waste your time seeking happyness...Settle for happy moment's???? Might be something there???
Posted by JUNKERNUTZ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

Notes to son....

I'll try to leave a few thoughts, hopes, tip's, and advice for life, here for you to read, later when you need them. :) It's true you are smarter than me, and in control of your own life...what you ar...
Posted by JUNKERNUTZ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Junks favorite quotes

This will be updated as I get them. 1 derby drivers bang harder! 2 I know my cars compact...but I got full size ballz! 3 If it runs...Crash it! 4 Conform, Go crazy, or become a Artist...? 5 Only GOD k...
Posted by JUNKERNUTZ on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Soundtrack of my life...Remember me when I'm gone.

to be updated! Music has always been my best friend. Music is in my heart.Where the music notes fly above your head, that is where I hope my soul will be.There is no bad music! Music can be the sound...
Posted by JUNKERNUTZ on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST