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The Huney.

Dance Sucka Dance!

About Me


I am a graduate student at the University of North Carolina and occasionally, an aspiring writer. I'm originally from Johnson City, TN and recently moved to Chapel Hill, NC. Over the past few years, I've also lived in the Atlanta and DC/Baltimore Metro areas.
I like dancing wildly, watching film noirs, listening to Waffle House conversations at 2 in the morning, drinking sweet tea, riding subway trains, reading graffiti, making out while listening to the Cars, admiring the million different variations of Edvard Munch's "Madonna", doing nude photography, being cartoony, feeling a sense of accomplishment, observing things that are aesthetically pleasing, general silliness & absurdity, and reading Dr. Seuss books with others!
I dislike pretention, nationalism, organized religion, neo-liberalism, apartheid, racism, sexism, homophobia, suburban sprawl, imperialism, environmental degradation, bottled water, driving, cold weather, materialism, objectifying and dehumanizing others, sex without foreplay, shallow people, the growing gap between the rich and the poor in America, plutocracy, debt-slavery, Yuppie Assault Vehicles, modern American cinema, oversimplified labels, the corporate media, commercialism, pornbots, Bill O'Reilly, stereotypes, and lacking money to do most of the things I want to do.

My Interests

androgyny, egalitarianism, dancing, writing, tax policy, love, jazz, swing, avant garde, post-rock, indie rock, noise rock, goth rock, deathrock, industrial, new wave, '80s music, open relationships, crazy people, sweet tea, egyptian mythology, black metal, basketball, beauty

I'd like to meet:

People who like to dance.
People who can carry on intelligent conversation.
People who don't stare at a TV mindlessly all day.
People who aren't afraid to walk around at night.
People who like beauty and art.
People who don't pretend to be "normal".
People who want to explore.
People who never give up.

Please send me a message before requesting to add me if I don't already know you!!!

Music:

Sonic Youth, David Bowie, Mr. Bungle, Bauhaus, Christian Death, Joy Division, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, PJ Harvey, The Cars, The Smiths/Morrissey, Prince, and much much more!

Movies:

Favorite Directors: Ingmar Bergman, David Lynch, Alfred Hitchcock, Fritz Lang, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Michelangelo Antonioni

Favorite Actors & Actresses: Greta Garbo, Charlie Chaplin, Marlena Dietrich, Marlon Brando, James Dean, Humphrey Bogart, Max von Sydow

Television:

Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Twilight Zone, Cheers, Rocky & Bullwinkle, the Animaniacs, PeeWee's Playhouse

Books:

Raymond Chandler, Oscar Wilde, Dashiell Hammett, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Voltaire, and Milan Kundera.

Heroes:

Mom, Rene Descartes, Edvard Munch, George Soros, Sergei Diaghilev, Azmi Bishara, Rod Serling, Richard Dawkins, Denis Diderot

My Blog

The Saint of Burger King

There's this incredible woman that works at the Burger King drive-thru in Lanham.  She's black, has very full and beautiful, bouncy curls in her hair and is probably in her 50's or 60's agewise....
Posted by The Huney. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:14:00 PST

I Miss the Cold War

There's nothing fun about the new world order.  Sure, it seemed like it might be alright back in 1991, but now I realize the new world order is a boring age that pits one dominant world power (th...
Posted by The Huney. on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:14:00 PST

Liz Taylor's Lips

Liz Taylor's Lips I went to Target early Sunday morning to buy some CD-Rs and started looking at DVDs while I was there. I have been dying to buy Giant ever since I heard that it came out on DVD an...
Posted by The Huney. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST