I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky!

About Me

JROCKA!
Why don't you like me without making me try!
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess Im a little bit shy
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me without making me try? - MIKA "Grace Kelly"
Welcome to my humble world full of plastic surgery, rum, cum and boys. Or maybe just me, and some of those, all of those but it varies on the day. More than likely just me! But sometimes...
My name is JOSH, I go by JOSHIE, ROCK, FAG, JOSH, BABY..(if you're nasty) and whatever you wanna call me. I live for me, as me and on the edge. Alot of things have happened in my life that have brought me to the point of where I am now. That is living now because TIME is PRECIOUS. I want to love and love lots and live. I have had some people that mean alot to me die, and I will and am living even more so for them.
RED HOT!
What you gonna do with all that ass in your jeans?
I'mma make make make you scream!
I am very passionate about music and the ways it makes me feel. I like all kinds of music. I never stick to one way or one kind. Many things touch me. It depends on my mood and how I am feelin. I have been a huge fan of music since I was little. I started dancing on my bed to Paula Abdul at six years old! KNOCKED OUT BABY!
Me.
"The Indian's say if the jungle die's we die, leave the jungle alone." - Paula Abdul
xoxoxo
ABOUT MY LAYOUT.
I designed my layout to feature one of my favorite star's from American Idol - Ace Young. He has a single out now "Scattered" and a cd coming soon. He is hot hot hot hot.
Ace from behind.
Total diva.
SO FUCKING HOT RIGHT NOW! MIKA!

My Interests

Some say love it is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed, I say love it is a flower and you it's only seed.

Writing, movies, music, hanging out, dancing, clubs, tv, talking, concerts.. plays, broadway, poetry, people, life and living.
Comedy rocks me. Demetri Martin really rocks me. fucking jew.

I'd like to meet:

People with deep soul's and feelings of passion for life and other's. If you do not express feelings and are cold hearted more than likely I will sense your snake life standards of living. I believe in SOUL.

Music:

Wynonna, Lisa Marie Presley, Nelly Furtado, Courtney Love, Rupaul, Dead Or Alive, Ace Young, Daughtry, The Dixie Chixks, Fall Out Boy, Josh Groban, Lil kim, Latoya Jackson, Ashlee Simpson, Ryan Cabrera, INXS, JD Fortune, Marty Casey and The Lovehammers, Mig, Pete Burns, The Used, AFI, Tila Tequila, Gwen Stefani, Billy Gilman, Jo Dee Messina, Shedaisy, Sugarland, Diana Ross, Blink 182, No Doubt, My Chemical Romance, The Judds, Geri Halliwell, Fergie, Jojo, Trina, Clay Aiken, Madonna, Paula Andul, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, The White Stripes, Bright Eyes, Good Charlotte, Kellie Pickler, Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson, Willa Ford, Aqua, Mariah Carey, and many more.

Movies:

Transamerica, Mysterious Skin, Brokeback Mountain, The Squid and The Whale, Misery, Titanic, Holy Smoke, Jude, Blow, Fight Club, Elizabethtown, Saved, Magic in The Water, Cold Moutain, Sordid Lives, The Man Who Cried, Skyscraper, Ghost, Capote, Postcards From The Edge, Jaws, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, John Tucker Must Die, Straight Talk, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Batman Returns, Seven Year Itch, Gentleman Prefer Blondes, Bird Cage, Harriet The Spy, TomCats, Superstar, Proof, The Hours.

Television:

The Golden Girls, Roseanne, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, The View, TRL, Mama's Family, Growing Pains, Family Guy, Wifeswap, War At Home, American Idol, Will and Grace, South Park, Sarah Silverman Show. Comedy Central! SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! JIMMY FALLON STYLE!

Books:

Books by James Frey.

Heroes:

Anyone that is living the best they can and living like it is their last day, People that have fought addictions, as I have myself, and any dreamer out there that is chasing that dream.
I adore, Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe and I miss them both. They are hero's of mine. Two beautiful woman that changed their names and made a product. Made a life for theirselves, but when they got to the top they felt how lonely it really was.

My Blog

Best Vday Ever

I had the best ever Vday of my life. I was expecting to be going out with said boy at 4pm but he showed up when I was still in my pj's at 1pm. He came in and I showered and then we went to his house a...
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

New Naughty Pic Of Mr. Harry Potter "Equus"

Dan Radcliffe (formally known as Harry Potter) in a new promo pic of the london play "Equus".This is going to keep me warm for the rest of the winter....
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

This Made My Morning

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Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

RIP Anna Nicole

Ever since I was a little boy of about nine years old I was strucken by the beauty of Anna Nicole Smith. My mom bought all the STAR magazines and she was always in them. She seemed like Marilyn Monroe...
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Just A Heads Up

I had a health issue last year and had to have surgery on my testicles (lawd I know) Most of my friends that are close to me know my WOES.. DEDE, save me! Anyways, I was shoveling my drive way and I t...
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PST

Update

I went to the doctor thank god nothing was messed up that I already had fixed! I pulled my groin! Three days rest then I am going back! If you talk to me be prepared to talk to someone sedated....
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:22:00 PST

Past Lives

I slept hard last night. I went to bed I think a little after 1am and slept all the way until I had to be up this morning. My mind went into past places and places I have walked in this period of time...
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

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I've been all over and it's been all over me.
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

Painfully deep in a shallow world

Many moments I am feeling painfully lost. 2007 has been amazing so far, alot of guys interested in me, moving on from the past, school, and more. I am on the side of healing. So I guess I am in a good...
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

Disclaimer is failing!

Hell no. I have a disclaimer on my myspace page and I am still having NUTS coming around. I just had to block one from Alaska. Must come up with new plan!...
Posted by I Wannabe Rich! I Want The Pie In The Sky! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST