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Kirsty

I will never succumb to the perverse trend of making this page look anything other than bland. EVER.

About Me

my top friends are chosen primarily by aesthetic merit all people who do not know me and visit my page will be fooled into thinking i am hip and trendy!this is my favourite and my best: www.yellow5.com/pokey/archiveif you read enough of them you will learn to think like me (and pokey).why would you want to think like me? because i am a paragon of virtue, perhaps the only living one, after mother tereza and di died i was like FUCKING A at last my star will shine. just give me twenty years or so, you'll see.i am humble and modest, and i am a good listener. and my teeth are all falling out.

My Interests

photos, books, nudity, sex, trash, eating, sleeping, smoking, stealing, talking, drinking THROWING THINGS

I'd like to meet:

hmmm good one.

Music:

fugazi/joan armatrading

Movies:

BOXING HELENA SHOWGIRls bRING IT on eraserhead i spit on your GRAVE - rape & revenge films - BAISE MOI battle ROYALE AUDITION EMPIRE RECORDS boogie nights lilya 4 ever SHOW ME LOVE THE IDIOTS - LUKAS MOODYSSON FILMS IN GENERAL david lynch films eraserhead blue velvet fire walk with me twin peaks NOT the straight story should have been called the BORING story hahahahahahahahahaetc edward sizzerhands Volver titanic White Oleander cheech and chong up in smoke EASY RIDER SPACE ODYSSEY 2001 THE SHINING videODROME PRINCE OF DARKNESS - cronenburg & kubrick_ LOST IN TRANSLATION APOCALYPSE NOW films about sinking ships. poseidon adventure (original) dogtown and z boys GLEAMING THE CUBE cocktail dirty dancing desperately seeking susan bugsy malone COFFEE AND CIGARETTES BY JIM JARMUSCH dick tracy fear of a black hathedwig and the angry inchthe convent pet sematary the lost boys DEATH BY STEREO AMErICAN SPLENDOR good morning vietnam city of god YOU GOT SERVED terra firma

Heroes:

myself.

My Blog

the 12th cigarette of 2007 blog and what it feels like

after midnight on sundY i smoked 11 fags.then i didnt smoke any yesterday because i felt like...well you probably know because you probably felt like it as well. you may well have felt worse though be...
Posted by Kirsty on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

happy new year BLOGH

first of all - happy new year.second of all - i have given up chewing around my finger nails, ripping off the flesh and sucking the blood off the bone. it's hard work. i think about ripping my own fle...
Posted by Kirsty on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST

three women. or was it two. anyway.

story one:an elderley lady came in to la bookshop today, with an even more elderley lady in tow. the eldest one was at least a hundred, because she had her hair in the style of someone who was 50 in t...
Posted by Kirsty on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

eggnog shit to make ya break ya neck

this woman on the tube was high on something filthy and she pushed her nose up to the tube map on the cieling and went HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA manically at it for about 5 mins. then ilkka said something fu...
Posted by Kirsty on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

happy christmas BLOG

happy christmas, friends and aquaintances!go forth and conquer the monopoly board THIS IS YOUR YEAR.for those of you that consider christmas a sad time for whatever reason, i will be thinking of you a...
Posted by Kirsty on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST

blogging while youre jogging

tomorrow im gonna post you guys the best blog ver containing a poem unrivalled in its brilliance by my friend tim. its about blogging. id post it now but i aint at home. yes i blog around town. im at ...
Posted by Kirsty on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

''tulle''. a short semi-biographical story.

when i was around seven, i had this black and pink polkadot ra-ra skirt, with tulle netting underneath it for extra fancy points. it was a real struggle getting me out of it in general, but to try and...
Posted by Kirsty on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

another day another wack blog title

hi there friends! (ben, fiona and my mum)yesterday i set up my very own ''home office''. yes, thats right, i am the one to come to if you are a fugitive or otherwise illegal immigrant, and i will give...
Posted by Kirsty on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

another day another blog

(11.25am on a Tuesday morning, Surbiton, Surrey. A young woman, aged about 24 is sitting up in bed using a laptop. Beside her, a man of Finnish persuasion is sleeping.His name is ILKKA. He has sinus p...
Posted by Kirsty on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

happy kirstmas, one and all

ugh i just read my last blog and i would like to think i have changed SO MUCH over the past month. for example the new me will never go on and on about themself like that. or myself. anyway, this is w...
Posted by Kirsty on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST