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claudia

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About Me


My Interests

kicking ass and taking names. satellite television and getting to know it better. i try to convince myself i'm not getting dumber since i watch mostly educational crap. it balances out the trash i intake.

I'd like to meet:

johnny depp in the nude. or partially there. i'm lazy.

Music:

bjork, led zeppelin, the doors, cream, david bowie, jimi hendrix, the kinks, tori amos, madonna, kukl, massive attack, morrissey, the smiths, the cure, depeche mode, joy division, sisters of mercy, siouxsie and the banshees / creatures, electric six, erasure, black heart procession, queen, tom waits, tool, salt n pepa, ministry, polly jean harvey, new order, anything box, everything but the girl, steely dan, rasputina, santana, a perfect circle, alice in chains, king crimson, black sabbath, missy elliot, radiohead, echo and the bunnymen, nick cave and the bad seeds, nick drake, yuka honda, cibo matto, johnny cash, public enemy, jon holmes, yes, tenacious d, handsome boy modeling school, nine inch nails, dolly parton, sugar ros, a tribe called quest, marilyn manson *early years* the stone roses, justin timberlake, los natas, gorillaz, beck, jamie june and the dead virgin's society, spiffy that engorges me, unlucky atlas, groove armada, fiona apple, voltaire, jeffree star, and my latest obsession GUNTHER

Movies:

i like movies. too many to list here. if it's hot, funny, violent, depressing, gorgeous, i'll watch it. i rather talk about actors/resses i can't stand, it's more fun that way!! so.. kate hudson, katie holmes, kate beckinsale, DREW BARRYMORE, owen wilson, gwenyth paltrow, renee zellweger, tom cruise, nicole kidman, one of the dillon brothers (the uglier one), jason priestley, heather graham, heather locklear, denise richards, charlie sheen, martin sheen, emilio estevez, eddie griffith, cameron diaz, ben affleck, yeah that's all i could think of for now

Television:

strangers with candy, aquateen hunger force, roseanne, beavis and butthead, deadwood, curb your enthusiasm, sopranos season 1-4, six feet under, the cosby show, small wonder, scrubs, ugly betty, mr. show, oz, six feet under, the simpsons, robot chicken, chappelle show, the office (both), degrassi jr high and high, reno 911, sarah silverman, america's next top model, janine dickinson modeling school, mythbusters. dirty jobs. the dog whisperer. i love new york. charm school. not really into the flava flav show, new york is much more entertaining though i gotta admit, hottie is the most gorgeous woman on earth. and i'm totally excited it's american idol season.

Books:

horror fiction non fiction anime memoirs graphic novels poems

Heroes:

my mother.

My Blog

if you want it you’ve already got it

lately i've been into a self absorbed mode of behavior and thinking. but 2 things have really hit me in the head and i'm back to earth. i'm going to have to stop worrying about shit or i will miss wha...
Posted by claudia on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:39:00 PST

i’m speechless

my pictures from south america got accidentally erasednot by methis bums me out more than i thought it wouldi was really proud of my pictures
Posted by claudia on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST

another model blog

well this is the first time in awhile that i could say i have no idea who will win this year's top model. if it's Converse girl, i will rip tyra's wig off. my fave is the milk squirting chick with the...
Posted by claudia on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:51:00 PST

beyonce, sit the F down

omg did anyone see that grammy's tidbit with beyonce and tina turner? really. that's like putting josh groban with roy orbison. seriously beyonce needed to sit the F down, in the audience, maybe the n...
Posted by claudia on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:46:00 PST

and when the sun rose, i could see

well finally i decided to bite the bullet and the veil was lifted from my eyes. i realized that the only way i'll make it in double d-port iowa is to get my master's degree. so i applied. don't worry,...
Posted by claudia on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:44:00 PST

godamn, imagine when britney dies

i liked heath ledger. he was a chill actor who kept to himself and didn't annoyingly attend hollywood parties that i made fun of in US Weekly. i was amazed last night of the coverage he got, for being...
Posted by claudia on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

in iowa

kids need a booster seat up until they are of height 4'9i am 4'11fuck
Posted by claudia on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:31:00 PST

oh how i love thee, white people casseroles

hmm yeah i can't sleep again and i will no longer trust anything other than sleep stuff sold by tylenol. don't worry folks, i'm not addicted, sleep stuff (without the pain reliever) is usually reserve...
Posted by claudia on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

teeth grinding sucks

i'm convinced that whoever sleeps with me catches my terrible teeth grinding habit. which is why i'm G.D. awake. if i watch tv, i get too excited by all the channels and can't sleep. which is pretty l...
Posted by claudia on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

i miss you

you are in my thoughts so overwhelmingly this time of year.i miss you damnit. i think of you every day. i used to think of you on my daily LSD drive, just when the sun or storm or bird was settling ov...
Posted by claudia on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:36:00 PST