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Clarey Fairy ©®

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About Me

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We must take our tablets or else we will go mad - Edward Monkton.
I'm sorry but i BUM Shakespeare

The most important thing you need to know about me is that i talk in my sleep...
and when i'm awake...
although you're more likely to hear the truth when i'm asleep...
The second most important thing is that 'The Owl and The Pussycat went to sea in a Beautiful Pea-Green pint glass'... there's no other way to get obliterated kids.
LUFF...
* Him
*The people in my life... i'm happiest with those i 2.9
*Reading between the lines
*Bonnie and Clyde - the furry variety
*Laughing till i wet myself
*Being the only one awake
*Fairytale endings
*Eating icecream with the wrong end of the spoon
*Eyeliner
*Pouting
*Bonfire Night
*Irony and sarcasm
*Edward Monkton
*Boiled, fried, scrambled, poached, Eggs... =d mmm
*A wedge of lime in my Coke
*Swearing when i don't mean it... mostly the word CUNT
*My camera
*Candles and fingers in melted wax... tap tap tap
*Questions
*The answer 'I don't know'
*Listening and keeping secrets...
*Being childish
HATE...
*Marmite
*Having my picture taken
*Crying in front of other people
*Being tickled (but LOVE tickling)
*Bad spelling and grammar
*Losing (especially at monopoly)
*Being wrong
*Sauces like ketchup and mayonnaise
*Having the painters in
*Nintendo DS
*Being the last to know
*Pop-ups
*Victims and martyrs
*Snoring
*Being told what to do
*Singing out of tune
*My birthday
*Toast that isn't buttered to the edges
*Being taken for granted
*The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious... - For those who like to believe its not a joke
The Law of Straightness
Everything must be Straight or else the world will explode*
*Those who donot believe in the Law of Straightness will not BE SAVED
Somedays... I feel like this:

My Interests

What if the Hokey Kokey IS what its all about?

I'd like to meet:

Those I Less Than Three...
Bring on the MySpazz whoredom.

Music:

I HATE music facism
I BUM being eclectic


Imogen Heap
Frank Sinatra
Ben Folds 5 (& solo Folds ♥)
Tom Vek
Miles Davis
Chick Corea
Stevie Wonder
Lemon Jelly
Anuna
Frou Frou
Mylo
Damien Rice
Tenacious D
Minnie Riperton
Jamiroquai
Michael Petrucciani
2 Many DJs
Zero 7
The Brand New Heavies
Flogging Mollys
Rufus & Martha Wainwright
Supergrass
Panic! At the Disco
Sublime
The Postal Service
Queen
Turin Brakes
Maximo Park
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jack Johnson
Dave Matthews Band
The Beatles
Mr Scruff
Incognito
Clem Snide
Daft Punk
Coldplay
Incubus and others....

Movies:

Pah! Here's but a few.....

Amelie
The Object of My Affection
Room With A View
Casablanca
The Ring (japanese)
Cat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fight Club
Sleepy Hollow
Closer
Rocky Horror Show
West Side Story
Ice Age I & II
Pulp Fiction
When Harry met Sally
Dogville
Romeo and Juliet
Saturday Night Fever
Moulin Rouge
Singles
Lord Of The Rings
City of God
Constantine
Kung Fu Hustle

Television:

Band Of Brothers
2DTV
Peepshow
Friends
The Office (h'obviously)
Extras
Will and Grace
Prison Break
Trapdoor
Frasier
Spaced
Lost
Family Guy
The Adam and Joe Show
and i'm a sucker for Sunset Beach..... etc etc etc and loads more i can't be bothered to remember...

Books:

Cherry picked a few...

David Lodge
Nick Hornby
H'obviously Chuck Palahnuik
Tolkien
Marion Zimmer Bradley
Arundhati Roy - God of Small Things
Ian McEwan
Alex Garland
Philip Pullman - His Dark Materials trilogy
Roald Dahl
Anita Shreve
Vikram Seth
Kazuo Ishiguro
Margaret Atwood
Brett Easton Ellis
Arthur Golden - Memoirs of a Geisha
Joanne Harris
Madeleine L'Engle
etc. etc. etc.

Heroes:

♥ Ben Folds ♥
♠ Edward Monkton ♠
Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr and Mr Bill Bailey
Chuck Palahnuik
Baz Luhrman
My Baba ♥
The Toler ♥
Za Girrlz ♥
AND Za Boyz ♥
Groucho Marx - Life is the whim of several billion cells to be you for a while