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We must take our tablets or else we will go mad - Edward Monkton.
I'm sorry but i BUM Shakespeare
The most important thing you need to know about me is that i talk in my sleep...
and when i'm awake...
although you're more likely to hear the truth when i'm asleep...
The second most important thing is that 'The Owl and The Pussycat went to sea in a Beautiful Pea-Green pint glass'... there's no other way to get obliterated kids.
LUFF...
* Him
*The people in my life... i'm happiest with those i 2.9
*Reading between the lines
*Bonnie and Clyde - the furry variety
*Laughing till i wet myself
*Being the only one awake
*Fairytale endings
*Eating icecream with the wrong end of the spoon
*Eyeliner
*Pouting
*Bonfire Night
*Irony and sarcasm
*Edward Monkton
*Boiled, fried, scrambled, poached, Eggs... =d mmm
*A wedge of lime in my Coke
*Swearing when i don't mean it... mostly the word CUNT
*My camera
*Candles and fingers in melted wax... tap tap tap
*Questions
*The answer 'I don't know'
*Listening and keeping secrets...
*Being childish
HATE...
*Marmite
*Having my picture taken
*Crying in front of other people
*Being tickled (but LOVE tickling)
*Bad spelling and grammar
*Losing (especially at monopoly)
*Being wrong
*Sauces like ketchup and mayonnaise
*Having the painters in
*Nintendo DS
*Being the last to know
*Pop-ups
*Victims and martyrs
*Snoring
*Being told what to do
*Singing out of tune
*My birthday
*Toast that isn't buttered to the edges
*Being taken for granted
*The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious... - For those who like to believe its not a joke
The Law of Straightness
Everything must be Straight or else the world will explode*
*Those who donot believe in the Law of Straightness will not BE SAVED
Somedays... I feel like this:
