Bonnici

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It was midday on the small island of Malta on the fourth of July 1983 when the eighteen year old brunette (who resembled a young Jodie Foster) gave birth to a screaming baby boy who promptly released a fudge friend on the coloured nurses hand before being whisked away to have nuns pray over his small head. The young mother would go on to develop a strict taste in gin and cocaine and the crying baby boy (who’s first action was to take a dump) would grow up to become what you see right now. Since that day life has been a constant pain in the arse but what can I say ? How about this. My name is Marlon J Bonnici, I’m quite a guy. For starters I’m 24, I own three small businesses and I’m independently wealthy. People generally dislike me because they see how utterly useless their lives are when I’ve accomplished what they’ve not, but its alright because I generally dislike people because they're idiots, the only time anyone is ever honest is when they're in agony or emotional pain. Get a person alone and they're ok but put them in a group and they turn into egotistical fucktards. Saying that I do have people who don’t really annoy me and that I’m happy to call friends. I’m a martial arts instructor which means I can throw fireballs and survive without food and water for about a year before becoming some sort of blue ghost. I’m single for reasons beyond my comprehension and it annoys me but I’m getting used to the idea that I’ve yet to meet a woman worthy of my time or attention. If you think you’re worthy of my time and attention get in touch but don’t expect a free ride on the money train. I’m a sexual sadist and I have a love of knives (I own over 300) I’ve had a strange life and because of this I have a strange sense of humour, I also see the world in a very “tainted” way, I'm honest to the point of being blunt and offensive. There are a lot of pretentious idiots (male and female) on this place that will say they're random, they're not their just trying too hard. I am random and I will say what’s currently in my mind without giving much thought to the consequences, no one has ever had a problem with this because they probably know I’ll just murder them. So its nice to have total and utter freedom and not be bothered by people who think they're actually going to stand up to me. I like video games, weapons, writing, women who drink champagne straight from the bottle, animals (except whales) and pretty girls. Although pretty girls don’t usually like me. I also love music of many different styles and genres but I’m an industrial man as industrial music is the only sound that makes me stamp my feet and give the Nazi salute (I’m not a Nazi I just enjoy pissing people off by acting a certain way then making idiots of them when I turn out to be completely different) I suffer with chemical deficiency depression which means I’m prone to times of total and utter despondency and suicidal trains of thought, but I usually get over these bouts by going to work and hurting people or just buying something, its great having enough money to do what I please. I also hate most (if not all) of the world and if you name something the chances are it pisses me off or frustrates me but hey, one day its all going to end anyway so why give a toss. There was a time in my life when I was just like you, I did the whole “life” thing but it got boring really quickly and I re invented myself as the sadistic misanthropist you see now. I tried being like other people and it got boring so then I even tried being myself but that got boring as well, hence the change. I wake up in the morning and instantly decide what sort of chaos I’m going to cause, again without giving much thought to the consequences, as I always come out unscathed. I’ve also been told of a highly respected source that I happen to be completely insane, which is something to tell the grandkids when they come asking for cigarettes or cheap booze. With all this being said I’m friendly enough so if you want to say something (or try and insult me) by all means go straight ahead whether I say something back remains to be seen though.
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