Well it all began when i was blinded by darkness. After that everything was different, simon no longer wore his mum's bra's and as for brian, well, he began to slip into a coma, never to see his goats again. Interests include: Elusive false trachea reverberations from point omniscient, abortions after birth, swimming through blue whales veins, going hungry for days and then gorging on food i don't like, tripping out to E.M.I.T (that's not doctor Emitt from back to the future hahahahaha!!!!!!hahaha!!) talking about back to the future, how come there are no hoverboards in england? come on guys we only have till 2022 to create them, get a move on or else we could ruin the earth by not being completely in line with the story. Whats with all these people riding camels nowadays, the otherday i was scared in the night so i woke up, looked out the window and saw butterflies. Now that is scary!!!!
I'd like to meet:
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a cat with joints that bend the same way as humans. i would then proceed to treat the cat to a anchovie flavoured ice cream in an abandoned warehouse.
Music:
hard metal badness like korn, good charlotte, seether, saliva, crazy town, slipknot, american head charge, armsbendback, anaemic, the transplants, busted, mcfly, linkin park, MANOWAR, nirvana, jimmy eat world.Also a bit of pop music that is a guilty pleasure lol lmao huggles imo btw awww byes xxx nargaroth,mutiilation,moonblood,armagedda,kreator,testament,
coroner,desecration,flotsam&Jetsam,Pancreas destroyers,Impetigo inducers and my favourites: horrendous womb copulation, disgusting mass of diseased infants, Brutalized beyond all recognition, prostitute disfigurement(they dont really exist titter titter titter), rancid bowel sarcoma's. Obsecrated juvenile delerium penchants for gore and penile extensions available from somerfield. 9.99 (note: we do not supply the urethra, or the crown)
Movies:
bad films for bad people like that film where that person has the thing, you know, and does the other stuff to his brother, or is it his sister? Oh no, i just ruined the plot for you! I only by U certificate films though like zombie holocaust, mordum, the beyond and other barbie influenced sport disaster flicks. As for films i dont really watch any films, as i was blind at birth, yep completely. Now i can only see yellows and oranges, my guide is typing this for me. His name is Gareth.
Television:
Oh this is a funny story! I will start from the beginning for you....now, a long time ago in a place far off from here a person only watched VH1 Classic and sometimes the odd programme about serial killers like michael jackson (the child molestor) he fingered freddy. what you fingered our boy? what are we talking about here? This is a very serious offense mr.brody and you could go to prison. You hear that dad! hes a molestor, hes a child molestor! Aaaaarggghhh! I'll get you, you liar! [END SCENE]
Channel 330 after 10pm.
Books:
illogical, unco-ordinated, irrational destroyer of worlds. I like light reads like the Holy Bible (extended version where it was revealed that in fact Jesus was a woman called Janet), Paradise Lost, Paradise Found, Paradise Regained, The english dictionary/thesaurus, oh and all of Shakespeares works in one huge A-1 format for aeroplane journeys, but because i am blind my guide reads it for me.
Heroes:
The song with Chad Crowgirl and the homosexual from the band who sound like nickleback with the handlebar moustache, that is also named the same. Also Steven Seagull, anyone who uses lol, emo's, Lionel Ritchie, Lionel from braindead, extreme left wing people, labour, women in labour, women after labour, women in chains, a strange kind of woman and anyone who has an abortion after the baby has been born
