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Unkle J

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About Me


Hmmm. Me huh? I'm 30 (on march 20th) I feel 40 sometimes. every now and then I feel oh I don't know, on a good day? maybe 27-28. :) And then at other times I act like I'm 10. But you gotta act like your ten sometimes otherwise you'll be 80 before you know it. Okay enough about ages.
I like my quiet time for sure, I can be somewhat of a hermit but i also do enjoy going out with friends. I tend to be more motivated to stay home and relax but I always have a good time when I got out, and no, its not too hard to get me out.
I love playing poker and I'm not half bad. Maybe with a little more experience someday I'll be able to do that professionally. I ain't counting on it. Though it would be nice. I do use poker as a supplemental income already. Mostly through freerolls online but occasionally when I can you'll find me at the casinos.
Though I will say it has become more difficult to enjoy it online now that congress has sneeked through the "unlawful internet gambling enforcement act" so all of you join the poker players alliance (even if you dont play) and lend your support!!

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My Interests



poker, cooking (dam fine cook) movies, sleep, my niece penny (shes adorable) people watching, swimming (recreationaly) woodworking and poker. oops did i mention that twice?

I'd like to meet:


First and foremost I can't wait to meet my friend Paul Mendez again. Great man and great musician. He left us all way to early. I'll drink some Old Crow just for you man!
Here's to you Paul!

Daniel Negreanu , any other poker pros, people who enjoy life even without money, people who enjoy life even with money and anyone who wants to meet me. i just can't guarantee we'd meet a second time ;)

Music:



Go ahead and sing along everyone, it'll make you feel evil for 6 minutes or so.
Lyrics to:
"Red Right Hand", by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Take a litle walk to the edge of town
And go across the tracks
Where the viaduct looms,
like a bird of doom
As it shifts and cracks
Where secrets lie in the border fires,
in the humming wires
Hey man, you know
you're never coming back
Past the square, past the bridge,
past the mills, past the stacks
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
a red right hand
He'll wrap you in his arms,
tell you that you've been a good boy
He'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy
He'll reach deep into the hole,
heal your shrinking soul
But there won't be a single thing a that you can do
He's a god, he's a man,
he's a ghost, he's a guru
They're whispering his name
through this disappearing land
But hidden in his coat
is a red right hand
You don't have no money?
He'll get you some
You don't have no car? He'll get you one
You don't have no self-respect,
you feel like an insect
Well don't you worry buddy,
cause here he comes
Through the ghettos and the barrio
and the bowery and the slum
A shadow is cast wherever he stands
Stacks of green paper in his
red right hand
(Organ solo)
You'll see him in your nightmares,
you'll see him in your dreams
He'll appear out of nowhere but
he ain't what he seems
You'll see him in your head,
on the TV screen
Hey buddy, I'm warning
you to turn it off
He's a ghost, he's a god,
he's a man, he's a guru
You're one microscopic cog
in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by
his red right hand

My Blog

a man, a snake & a desert

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, hadgreat fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit abig rock,...
Posted by Unkle J on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:24:00 PST

my personal asshole crown

so most of you know i enjoy joking around and what not. i'm not sure however if all of you are aware of my true comedic style. i myself wasn't even truly aware of it till not to long ago. i am an assh...
Posted by Unkle J on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:40:00 PST

Is it still a good deed if you get rewarded?

So it's saturday night, I'm bored, I'm tired and I'm starting to feel crappy again. I need NyQuil. That oh so heavenly of fluids. Seriously, it's almost as good as Mountain Dew. So I decide to walk do...
Posted by Unkle J on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Greatest Lady on Earth

So as most of you already know I took a trip to Seattle this past Labor Day weekend to visit my Grandmother along with my Aunt Susie and Uncle Dion. I left on saturday looking forward to to seeing m...
Posted by Unkle J on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:11:00 PST

read the quiz blog first!!!

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ  1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? *116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? *Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? *Sheep and Horses 4) In which mont...
Posted by Unkle J on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST

easy ass quiz.

    WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ Passing requires 4 correct answers   1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get c...
Posted by Unkle J on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

movin on up

yay!!! i finally got my raise i was hoping for at work. i never even brought it up actually. i think that my boss has been feeling a little guilty about the hours i've been getting lately, (not very m...
Posted by Unkle J on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:21:00 PST

my good deed

so i realized that i should try to do a good deed everyday. sort of a "pay it forward" sort of thing even though i never recieved such a deed and i wouldnt require any good deed i have done to be pass...
Posted by Unkle J on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:09:00 PST

my trip

chicago sucks. okay, not the town, i like chicago actually. lots of very cool things to do and see, but the airports; suck ass. as you all know i had to go to grand rapids michigan this past week for ...
Posted by Unkle J on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:37:00 PST

hard work and yada yada yada

so, it looks like i'll be staying at my current job for a while after all. i had been thinking of finding something new and more enjoyable (and filled with less morons) but then i had my whole dr...
Posted by Unkle J on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:29:00 PST