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About Me

I don't know who I am because I am in constant flux. I know who I wish I was, but I'm pretty sure I'll never be a big black rock star with a six figure income and abs like Brad Pitt in "Fight Club". I have talent in being a humorous asshole with disarming English language skills and a pretty, tenor singing voice. I have a Bachelor's Degree in Theatre Studies which qualifies me to sniff crotches with the best of them. I'm not exactly a Democrat, but I'm an outspoken Anti-Republican with an accute hatred for the Bush Administration and their American Taxpayer funded-Gestapo. I have a weakness for potheads and girls who smell like vanilla. All of these characteristic descriptions, however, might be alltogether different when I wake up tomorrow morning. What can I say? I'm a Gemini. ..center

My Interests

Acting, Singing, good wine, bartending, computer stuff, good buds, films, reading, France, good performances, writing letters, cooking, bourbon and coke (a-cola), making out with pretty girls, people who fascinate me, Caravaggio, the Pre-Raphaelite movement, coffee .. src="http://personaldna.com/t/?k=BpdpBEsQrUEGuUk-DM-AADCC-cf 75&t=Advocating+Artist" ..

I'd like to meet:

Your girlfriend.

Music:

Nina Simone, Jeff Buckley, Blind Melon, Muddy Waters, Billie Holliday, Etta James, Al Green, Ray Charles, any kind of gut-bucket - girlfriend left you - pickup truck stuck in the mud blues, Paul Simon, Complex big chorus harmony sung in Latin, bassy lounge, Queen, Bowie, Femmes, Anything sung in French, Irtha Kitt, Gospel choirs, Irish Drinking Songs, "We Built This City on Rock and Roll", Ted Leo and Pharmacists, Atmosphere, Lightning Bolt, Thievery Corp., Willie Myette, Mibbit Threats, ummm, I'm sure I'll think of more.

Movies:

Magnolia, Donnie Darko, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, True Romance, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Bowling for Columbine and Michael Moore films, Withnail and I, Half Baked, The Cook - The Thief - The Wife and Her Lover, Fight Club, Amelie, Rocky I, Star Wars (new and old), Jay and Silent Bob, Pulp Fiction, The Godfathers, Kids, Waiting (IIt's so veiny!"), Shaun of the Dead, Anything Jarmuch, Anything Bill Murray, Scarface, Fear and Loathing . . ., Natural Born Killers, Dirty Dancing, The Princess Bride, and about a million others.

Television:

I'm kinda' into Buffy and 'Queer as Folk' right now. But only 'cuz I want to be Brian Kinney . . . except, without the whole man-sex thing. Sopranos, Conaan O'Brien, Six Feet Under, Ali G., Curb Your Enthusiasm, MLB, NFL, I guess I should like Brotherhood because I'm in it but I've never actually seen it.

Books:

The complete works of William Shakespeare, Anything by Calderon, Life of Pi, The BFG, Harry Potter, ee cummings, Kushner, The Bonfire of the Vanities, On the Road, good cookbooks,Anything Katie B will inevitably write, lots and lots of other stuff. I am, however, well over my Bukowski phase.

Heroes:

Le Petit Prince, Shannen Hoon, Mr. Belvedere, Pi, Jack's complete lack of surprise

What Harry Potter Charicter Are you?

Harry!
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My Blog

Stupid survey

1. How old will you be in 12 months?--- 302. Do you think you'll be married by then?--- It's more likely that I'll be murdered with a spear gun. 3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 month...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:43:00 PST

A play I'm writing

In the beginning there was sound, free and untamed. Sound was spirit, only responsive, never focused, exacting or with purpose. Then came the rise of the human tongue. ...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST

Spring fever

Okay, here goes nuthin' It is spring. The weather warms. The flora blossoms. Yet another birthday edges closer and closer and I am about to plunge headlong into a state of utter, inner turmoil. ...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen and the Art of Self Destruction - Part 1

I was recently told that change can only be seen in one's rearview mirrior. I am still mulling over the potential truism of this statement. I am, by nature, a tough sell on all things definite. How...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST