I'll put a diaper on Marley, but never Ozzy in a purse. |
Man and dog have coexisted for roughly 10,000 years. Man domesticated dog to help in his pastoral lifestyle. Man needed dogs to help herd animals, protect the herd from predators, and even to protect ...
Posted by cupcakes on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:59:00 PST |
That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18. |
I had to post this, because, well..it's true. I have been on the wrong side of the bar now for about 8 years, and whoever wrote this, I could kiss. Call it cocky and unappreciative, but it is what it ...
Posted by cupcakes on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:01:00 PST |
I tried... |
..hard, very hard, to not post this, but I couldn't help it. The morbid fascination...like staring at a carwreck or watching Faces of Death.
This is totally serious.
...
Posted by cupcakes on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST |
Desperation is a stinky cologne |
I'm not going to lie, this is a teensy bit gross.
So, a friend once tells me to go to this area on craigslist. Its called 'casual encounters'. And this, my monkeys, are a few of my favorite ads t...
Posted by cupcakes on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:24:00 PST |
In the spirit of summer nights at that bar... |
Here is a tasty morsel I find highly entertaining, yet painfully true.
Got beef?...
Posted by cupcakes on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:35:00 PST |
Then I have the drug for you... |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Are you tired of being a wallflower?If you answered yes to any of these questions,ask yo...
Posted by cupcakes on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST |
How to write screenplays - Badly. |
A follow-up phone call from Jeremy Slater.
MEHi, is this ______________?(Executive's name deleted for whiny lawyer reasons.)MR. XYeah. Who's this?MEJeremy Slater. You know, the awesome screenwr...
Posted by cupcakes on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:53:00 PST |
How could you? |
This is another pretty sad one - sorry. But I came across it and thought it should be shared. I personally tend to like animals a whole lot more than I like people, particularly dogs. They are forever...
Posted by cupcakes on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST |
Perhaps a useless expression? |
One more entertaining thought from Marc Manzo. I'm going to have to say I agree with him on this one, there are few things in this world more awkward than...bad sex. No sex is better than bad sex. In ...
Posted by cupcakes on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:12:00 PST |
The blowout. |
There is a rather ill-conceived hairstyle that has popping up all over the place lately, and to be honest, it offends me. OFFENDS ME. I can't help but be rude to the people to decided it would be a go...
Posted by cupcakes on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST |
