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'SpottieOttieDopaliscious'

Typically up to no GooD!!!

About Me

NEVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORTY THAT ONLY MAKES YOU AN OPTION!This is the easy part- talking about ME. LOL Telling the world all the wonderful, fantastic and warm things they just have to know about ME. First and foremost you need to know that I contradict myself quite frequently and refuse to live my life by anyones rules other than my own. I'm able to look myself in the mirror at the end of the day and the only respect I need is self-respect and that of my daughter. I will tell you to not judge me or think you know me by reading a few lines on a page or glancing at a few pictures of me taken over the last few months. I have been on this Earth 37 years and have lived a blessed life, so this is just a peek into my world. I am loved, I am hated, I am envied and I am pitied. If asked, my friends would say she is one of the funniest girls I know, she can cook her ass off, she can really throw a fit if she doesn't get things her way, stubborn to a fault, and willing to stand up alone with the world against her for something she believes in. I have faults but I'm constantly growing and learning from my mistakes. I live my life with very few regrets. I am confident in the woman I have become and very comfortable in my own skin. I prize my assets and accept my faults. My body's roadmap has a beautiful tale of the birth of an angel with eyes the same shade as mine and I wear it as a badge of honor. I laugh, yell, whisper in sexy boys ears, curse, question authority, bitch, cry, sing in the car, snore when I'm tipsy, sigh when I'm satisfied, dance while I'm cleaning dishes, nap when I should be cleaning house, fall in love rarely, have crushes often, kiss girls, love vanilla scented candles, buy clothes I cant afford and sport them with a thrift store treasure, have an obsession with shoes and purses, read the sports section, surf the net, have a thing for sexy chocolate bobsledders, take road trips to nowhere in particular, speak with a southern accent, like things my way, have a fetish for nice watches, drink beer, go to sleep late and rise early and hate laundry. You'll either love me or hate me but you won't forget me!!*

My Interests

It ain't nothin' but the dog in me......

I'd like to meet:

FRIENDS- the ones that don't take themselves to seriously- ones that like to roll around naked in the sun in the sand (don't mind the sand in the crack of their butts)- ones that don't mind when their mascara runs from laughing so hard you cry- ones that work to achieve their goals rather than rely on others-ones that don't mind a messy house every once in a while- ones that love my cooking-ones that love me for my crazy loyal heart- ones that never give up on themselves- ones that cherish everything this life has given them-ones that appreciate art and make their own- ones that know the meaning of comfortable silence- ones that don't tell my secrets- ones that know how to laugh at themselves- ones that walk to the beat of their own drum- ones that have my back till death- ones that cuddle with me on the couch and watch home makeover shows- ones that don't bitch when my Longhorns kick USC ass- ones that will go to Vegas at the drop of the hat- ones that call me nasty names but never mean a word of it- and friends that let me be a friend and know the importance of having great people in their lives.

Movies:

just ask...I know where to find her!!

Television:

My BFF---love ya bitch! "good times with cool azz people"yep.. i got friends with big things! (oops I mean doing big things, my bad)

Books:

yep...there are good men out there....even if they are ho-cakes!! miss u booty- sped!!ok...good night! How'd my tongue get soooo red??? Hmmmmm...must be Vegas!

Heroes:

Isn't she so sweet? Til she wakes up!!! lolMy reason for living.......'Mini-Me'!!! 'talk about strong genes....' Miss you Mr. Brown

My Blog

Be my BFF?????

THIS WAS JUST TO FUNNY AND TOOOOO TRUE TO NOT PASS IT ALONG. (and you know if this pertains to you) lol     By Michael Kahn --> -->  Having a huge network of online buddies does not m...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:14:00 PST

How to make a woman happy!!!!!

How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a ca...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

Too funny- how quickly the attitude changes, LMAO

 french_ch.. http://www.myspace.com/french_chocolate Date: Dec 17 2006 3:04 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 12/17/2006 3:04:00 PMBody:You contradict yourself my dear....
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

D-Bear.....you are still missed R.I.P

        Seems just like yesterday that I heard your voice...saw your smile....laughed when you called me darlin' A year has past and you are still so missed. I think of you often ...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST

I'm rich....bitches!!!

  wish they made mistakes like this everyday!!!!! How long do you think it's gonna take before they figure this one out??????  If not, I'm taking you all to Vegas!!! Date Description Amou...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:22:00 PST

MEN...sit down and take notes

THE RULES. BASIC PRINCIPLES1. God First2. The best outfit in your closet is your suit3. Love your mother4. READ, READ, READ5. Shoes: Zara man, Kenneth Cole6. If she gives you her number, call her once...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Who? Little o' me.......

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Christye Michelle Birthday: May 7, 1970 (no shame in my game) Birthplace: Lubbock, Texas Current Location: Queen Creek, Arizona Eye Color: Blue-Green ...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

if u don't know...u betta ask somebody

"SpottieOttieDopalicious"(feat. Patrick Brown)[Hook]Damn damn damn James[Pat Brown]Dickie shorts & Lincoln's cleanleanin' checking out the sceneGangsta boys Bigga's lit ridin' out talkin' shitNigg...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

The Beautiful Black Man...

Theres Nothing More Beautiful Than A Black ManThe truth of the matter isThere's nothing more beautiful than a black manWhether 5'2" or 6'7"Yellow fabulous or chocolate heavenThere's nothing more beaut...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

One word- REMARKABLE

"*Remarkable Women*Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want...
Posted by 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:16:00 PST