She comes out of her hidey hole, momentarily. |
Yes, yes, I know. Haven't been around much lately. Surely you all are slowly withering away from the lack of basking you've been able to do in the bright, warm rays of my humorous intellect. Please, p...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST |
My New Year's Resolutions. Seriously. For real this time. |
A new year is upon all of us and like the majority of people, I have resolved to turn over a new leaf and improve myself in a variety of ways. No more begging, white knuckled ...
Posted by Tara on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST |
Cool winds blow. |
Sliders open, the steady breeze is erratic in strength, carrying the sounds of the highway into my living room punctuated with stattaco notes of couples arguing and police sir...
Posted by Tara on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST |
Thank you for this fantastic banana and cheese delicacy. |
PBS at 2am absolutely rocks. Monty Python anyone?I want to cycle down the local roads of "insert name here" Shire, with my pointy red wool hat and mutton chops, asking the local spinster where the nea...
Posted by Tara on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST |
Wherein she lists all the things she's totally grateful for. Dude. |
Chinese food makes me so bloated that I look and feel just like a sausage.But that's besides the point.Today is Thanksgiving, and in the interest of creating and maintaining that holiday spirit of gra...
Posted by Tara on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST |
Perhaps the biggest piled of fetid horseshit EVER. |
Surely a few of you were wondering why I suddenly ripped apart my page like a outhouse made of rotten wood and disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving a faint trace of WTF?! i...
Posted by Tara on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST |
