Hello all you internet people! You're probably visiting my profile right now because you saw me on the street and said "hey, that guy is really really good looking! I wonder if he has a myspace profile." Well, I do and here you are. I don't really know what else to say. Some of what I say is purely sarcastic...especially if you're super offended...that means I'm kidding most of the time. Like if I say "those pants don't make you look fat...it's the fat that does that" ...I would be joking and rhyming. Yep, I'm a regular Dr. Seuss.
Likes: Cool people (like you perhaps?), hot and cold water, new car smell, the beach, So-Cal, trees, MasterCard commercials, Bloody British Rock!...and literature, creative people, Film Festivals, sandcastles, what Time Square smells like (it smells like power), slow-motion, girls, slow-motion girls, 80s montage sequences, The Force, murlocks, rollercoasters, fireworks, sushi, surfing, the performing arts, movies, oh and the colors blue,green, and blue/green.
Dislikes: Urinals that are too high, urinals that are too low, pool lifeguards, Everybody Loves Raymond (not me jackass), mayonnaise, sour cream, EGG NOG, diet soda…(really what’s the point?)Lawyers and Sue happy people, most 'C.W.' shows, televison in general, Ryan Seacrest, Overly sensitive people, Socialists and other stupid people(you know who you are).
If you want to impress me, give me a sword.
