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chelsoo

I am the cat who sees the world through mouse-tinted glasses.

About Me

The lowest setting on wit's dimmer switch.

(aphex twin is good for the soul)

My Interests

bad ideas, blue hair, cheap mexican food, midnight surfing, negative energy, cigarette butts, jumping into costumes/ characters, food whores, going barefoot, rainbow carnage, hugs, hypocrisy, indigo sharpies, ingenuity, innuendos, intellectualism, intentional misspellings/ missayings, laughless comedians, luvin', mutual comfort pockets, orange, photography, pornography, sleeping midday, student whores, tattoos, the beach, and any combination of these words... like "negative barefoot intellectualism".

I'd like to meet:

the comically self-absorbed.
(jesse does not fall under this catagory.)

Music:

(expand me):
tom waits, MANU CHAO, primus, king missile, bob dylan, BUTTHOLE SURFERS, PIXIES, LADYTRON, MR. BUNGLE, subhumans, harry belafonte, yoko kano, the beatles, ministry, VIOLENT FEMMES, t.rex, sublime, the presidents of the united states of america, bush, dead kennedys, the cramps, django reinhardt, THE FLAMING LIPS, smashing pumpkins, TOADIES, FLOGGING MOLLY, GORILLAZ, PRODIGY, PORNO FOR PYROS, my life with the thrill kill kult, red hot chili peppers, the pillows, the seatbelts, eels, SNEAKER PIMPS, portishead, oingo boingo, tom petty, skankin' pickle, the ditty bops, kmfdm, p.t.u.s.a., ohgr, chris isaac, modest mouse, nirvana, NIN, pink floyd, white zombie.. fun stuff/ crunchy tunes.

Movies:

jurassic park, starship troopers, dead alive, night of the living dead, the big lebowski, the 5th element, the day the earth stood still, fern gully, march of the anal sadistic warrior, invasion of the the body snatchers, uncle buck, amelie, the virgin suicides, fear and loathing in las vegas, ed wood, tank girl, shaun of the dead, chasing amy, the princess bride, mallrats, ginger snaps, harold and maude, hedwig and the angry inch, RHPS, plan 9 from outer space, igby goes down,

(disclaimer:) any unsaid mix of gruesome zombie/ gore/ creature features/ classic universal/ noir/ relic of the late 90s/ musical/ fuddy duddy shorts/ cultsie b movie or otherwise filmed in my backyard.

Books:

MARVEL and DC, novels of the graphic variety.

My Blog

glistening globules of glee!

to be in the skythis pillow risesto form a cloudnow i sit and wonderon a pillow-less bedwhen this fluffed escapeewill land on my head ...
Posted by chelsoo on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:38:00 PST

sinus affliction double feature

i spew my affection in the form of charcoal pencil and pastel.
Posted by chelsoo on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

forbidden fruit cocktail

...
Posted by chelsoo on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

lukewarm guano sampler

"Hello, Sunshine."
Posted by chelsoo on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

rumpled levity

Fingerpainting coffee stains--What a waste of consumables! ...
Posted by chelsoo on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST