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Ye olde shat slanger ?!

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About Me

I'm one raucous rat bastard rascal who feels life is best a dish served fried. I enjoy moonlight walks on the beach, candy canes, conundrums, and long phone conversations with myself. I love to say "hakuna matatta" because i'm an idiot. If i could have one wish, i'd wish for more wishes cause i'm sure a genie wouldn't be smart enough to pick that up. Damn i'm smooth ! My AOL sn is nickdawg31 if you dare discuss.

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My Interests

music, drums, movies, comedy, food, traveling, mixing, mixing drinks, communications, writing, networking, and stuff. Proudly supporting the ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE and my beloved OAKLAND RAIDERS !! Just being a total badass.

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrell, your mom, and Aundrea from Making the Band 3. My god, she's so hot. Talking about Aundrea, not your mom. But your mom's not half bad... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Beck, Ben Folds (and the five), My Morning Jacket, Allman Brothers, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Tenacious D, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, Coheed and Cambria, anyone who rocks like a quarry.

Movies:

My personal favs are Office Space, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Anchorman, and others, and stuff, as well

Television:

Adult Swim- Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Tom Goes to The Mayor.....love some British comedy like Monty Python and Faulty Towers. Upright Citizens Brigade was awesome...loved Taxi and Cheers..i guess i like old school tv.

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, quoted below....."Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish— a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow— to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitar. Let the good times roll. "Rest in peace, Gonzo.

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Keith Moon, Mitch Mitchum, Bill Murray, Ron Burgandy, Hunter S. Thompson, Phil Magroin

My Blog

Clouded judgment

I'm going to try my best to not make this a sad lament.Unfortunately, the hardest thing about writing a blog during difficult times is trying to write passionately, and all the while trying your damnd...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:51:00 PST

The state of the union....

"Shit....I know shit's bad right now, wid' all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of french fries and burrito coverin's.But I got a solution.Now I understand everyone's sh...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

A sign of change ??

In every single election I've voted, my vote has been like a curse. A kiss of death. A ballot of bereavement. Whether it be presidential, residential, office, sports, Survivor, 4-h, boy scouts, or eve...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

You’ve got to be kidding me.

So I posted a bunch of new pictures last night, taking 5 minutes past forever to upload. Included in this batch of photos was a picture of the ceiling of Ruby Falls in Chattanooga, TN, which just so h...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:16:00 PST

Excerpts

From "The Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce.....MAD, adj.Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech and action derived by the conforma...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

The paper that weighed tons

Just changed my "school info" on myspace and facebook.I am now "Jacksonville State Alumni '07" on both.Looks good. Feels good. Real good. It is good.Now to brace myself for the gut check from The Real...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Coal for Christmas, and proud of it.....

I was informed today that during a select scene in the movie Fred Claus, Santa is looking at a list of the naughtiest kids in the world.......and "Nick Davis" came in at number 3.Damn straight. Naught...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:57:00 PST

Enter sandman

My dreams typically center around one theme:Fighting Zombies.I shit you not. I probably dream about the zombie apocalypse, on average, two to three nights out of the week. Some dream experts would be ...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Its my party, and I can puke if i want to !

Ouch.My head is pounding....my stomach sore....my frontal lobe is pulsating....I'm still a little nauseated, but I'm extremely thankful.I had the time of my life last night. I was around everyone I lo...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST

The Autumn Wind

I don't care if we're 0-1 or 1-1000.....I'm proud to be a part of the Raider Nation.The Autumn Wind is a pirateBlustering in from seaWith a rollicking song he sweeps alongswaggering boisterouslyHis fa...
Posted by Ye olde shat slanger ?! on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:24:00 PST