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About Me

my name is tyler. im a sarcastic, laid back, non funny bad ass. ladies, on the slim chance that you happen to like what you see, well dont worry im just not boyfriend material. im difficult, impatient, "funny" at the wrong times (ie. fighting) and i hate drama. friends are important to me. theyve been here for me longer than you so dont wanna hear it when i decide to take a day and hang out with them instead of you. ive learned that if a guy can be completely full of shit but be funny about it and he can get any girl he wants, or at least it worked for me. i like to sleep. i type random things in these sections. i need a better job. i have no idea where i will be in 5 years stop asking me. i like to leave words uncapitalized to show off my horrible grammar skills because im lazy.
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names, why guys wear girls pants, how the guy who wears pink is the same guy who kicked the shit out of you because you had a pinkish shirt back in elementary school, recording arts, life in general, more to come as i live...

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Music:

blues, classic rock, alternative, metal, acoustic stuff, some "punk" ...pretty much it

Movies:

a few good men , back to the future trilogy, catch me if you can , blazing saddles , up in smoke , nice dreams, LOTR trilogy, batman, batman returns, desperado , once upon a time in mexico, spider man , spider man 2 , collateral, jackass the movie, seven, spinal tap, jerry maguire, the quick and the dead, forrest gump, office space, die hard trilogy, animal house, fallen, old school, man on fire, dumb and dumber, tears of the sun, batman begins, a few good men, million dollar baby, rocky movies, the departed, spider man 3, 40 year old virgin, black snake moan, the number 23, reservoir dogs, etc.

Television:

south park , family guy, reno 911, venture brothers, almost anything on discovery channel, nick at nite, espn , morel orel,

Books:

i hope they serve beer in hellthe great gatsby
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. I sell myself short alot.
2. I really do like walks on the beach.
3. My ideal day is watching college football all day with drinks and my friends. Afterwards, going out to a bar to shoot pool and listening to music.
4. My last girlfriend is one of the greatest girls I have ever met.
5. I dont want to get married. Its not the whole commitment thing, its because I think I wouldnt make a good husband.
6. I like to watch the show "Friends" but i hate the theme song.
7. Sometimes I think about something that hasnt/will not happen so much that I freak myself out for no reason.
8. I've always wanted to learn how to golf just so I could hang out with my cousins more when they came to town.
9. If I could live anywhere in the U.S, I would say North Dakota because how many people actually want to live in North Dakota?
10. If I grew up in the 70's or 80's, I would be a bad ass dancer.
11. I like hot tubs but I hate taking baths. It seems like its the same thing except you dont really bathe in a hot tub.
12. I'm a Batman nerd. I'm sitting here refreshing a page over and over so I can get a new screenshot from the new movie.
13. I miss the Texas Grill Fritos.
14. The only movie I have ever cried over was Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
15. I have hands.
16. If I had a million dollars to buy any car I wanted, I probably would by a new Maxima because I have always wanted one. Hey, call me simple if you want.
17. I would invest the leftover money after buying the Maxima.
18. I want to go to Vegas with a big group of friends.
19. I always say these are the best days of my life but I really hope they arent.
20. When I'm stressed out, I get irritated by the smallest thing that normally wouldnt bother me.
21. I have nothing to do today.
22. I havent been on an actual date in a long time.
23. I dont like to talk about myself. This is why its taking me an hour to fill this out.
24. When I was little, I would spend some summer days playing ninja turtles and throwing rocks down my Grandma Vera's driveway with my cousins.
25. During the times playing ninjas turtles, I got kicked in the face by a foot soldier (cousin) because he broke my nunchucks.
26. I am not shy. When I first meet people, I stay quiet and figure out their personality because I dont like pissing people off.
27. I aint good looking baby but I sure am sweet and kind. (10 points to ever gets this reference)
28. I like ducks.
29. If i could have any pet, it would definitely be a penguin.
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hey i laughed...

"When you look at a man who built 1000 bridges and sucked one dick, no one says 'Hey, it's the bridge builder.'"
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

look at what youve done...

i had lunch with an old friend a week ago. as i listened to her talk about her son, boyfriend, what was goin on with her, etc... i got to thinking about how much everything has changed in the past 4 y...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:31:00 PST

it was the dna.... that made me this way

I was driving down the road winding down from a day of being unbelieveably attractive when the song Legs by ZZ Top started blasting from the generic classic rock station on the radio. Seeing as how Al...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

*insert title here*

i woke up to my laptop in a puddle of water today. fucked beyond repair .... meh no worries.... i wasnt plannin on spending 800 dollars today but hey new laptop! that is all.
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

im letting go of a dream and thats what it seems....

Life is funny sometimes. The past few months have been pretty hillarious.  Back in April, a guy I work with backed into my car. It messed up the hood pretty well which lead to me driving around h...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

what the fuck is bowser anyway? turtle? dragon? a turgon perhaps?

The logical answer is a koopa I suppose. But this brings up another question that just leads you back to the initial question. What the fuck is a koopa? Anyway, I was finishing up my pottery today and...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

you try to hit me just to hurt me so you leave me feeling dirty but you cant understand....

i hate what ive become. yeah im a great guy, but i see all these people ... friends i went to high school with almost ready to graduate. yet, i have done nothing. i feel like im going nowhere while al...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

im gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock n roll (been tagged)

ok apparently the gist of this game is to list 6 weird things you do. Then post a blog about it ....in the end tag 6 other people. anyway...1. I run my index finger along the bottom edge of my shirt w...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST

nothin i can do to please ya darlin... no i just cant get along with you

There are no choice in life. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards when you ask Why me? or What if?. When you look back and seethe branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:56:00 PST

i feel fine enough i guess, considering everythings a mess

right, so im going back to second shift at the mart of wals. should be fine, at least ill get to watch everybody leave from having fun instead of not showing up all together cuz i dont get off til 130...
Posted by T.Vera <original> on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST