HomoSuperSapiens is millions of years old. You can see him on the mainimage of this profile and in the background. This weirdlooking guy with the antlers and the small arms and legs. Yes that's him. Quiet sympathic huh? Nowadays he wears mustache but you can't see it on this image because it's a bit overexposed.
This medium you view at the moment for example was made by HomoSuperSapiens. Yes! Even you were made by him!
HomoSuperSapiens was supposed to own at least one reality, which he can live. But after millions of years of searching he still couldn't find any.
So there was no other solution left (no queda mas solución, es gab keine andere Lösung, baska cözüm yoktu) than to capture a spaceship and to search in the universe. He decided to capture the very popular spaceship Enterprise. While he was doing this, legendary Lieutenant Uhura from the Enterprise-team (you know her! she rules !) fell in love with him and decided to help him and be part of his mission. They are looking forward to enjoy the last time of having sex on mother earth in the cockpit of the spaceship before they spread their genes into the universe to built a perfect race!
But to start all this nasty shit HomoSuperSapiens would have to get the huge engine started - those turbines and all that stuff you know.
HomoSuperSapiens and Uhura realized that this goal is only achieveable with the summary sweat of generations of loving, hugging, crying, fucking, kissing, steaming, stinking and passionate feeling - the essence of human energy, which we can gather under one headline:
FUNK
Uhh!
That's why they needed a funky band to get all of this started. Only a funky band that keeps it on the one is able to succeed. Yes!
That's the reason why he is doing it, movin' it, shaking that thing (even if it looks horrable sometimes but he keeps on doin' it - it's very funny and not only that!).
So where should he find this band? Not everything what is called funk is real funky. This project needs Funk that's to be lived now. Funk has to be brandnew all the time. Funk has to funk brothers and sisters.
So he searched everywhere in America, in Britain, in Australia, even in evil countries like Iran, Iraq, North-Corea and Afghanistan. And in the good countries like Russia, the Philipines, Israel, Turkey or Saudi Arabia. But he couldn't find anyone to own this special funk he needed to fullfill his plans.
But at the end he succeed on his search. He found a quite lazy bunch of punks who had this impulsive energy he was searching for. They didn't look good, they smelled very bad and did very ugly things on stage but they were goddamn funky. They had the energy - they had the power!
And guess where he found them: Munich/Bavaria in Germany. Yes! It's unbelievable. This moneyfilled superchic village where everybody thinks that he lives in a very important metropole ignoring the fact that it always will stay a small and cute village beneath the alps with a lot of shoeblattler, prezels, wurshtl, shwineshaxn and of course tons of bmw's, kraut and beer (indeed the best in the universe).
Yes, Uhura and HomoSuperSapiens saw this bunch of freaks and they fell in love with them. They believed in this band. This band would be able to start all those turbines and engines and would give them direction through the universe in search of the best place to make love!
And there's one other big phenomenon HomoSuperSapiens believes in: mothers, yeah! He also believes in your mother! He believes in her godly mothership. Nice greetings to her the next time you see her (you better treat her good!)
HomoSuperSapiens knows that mothers do love him. That gives him strength and power to continue with all this shit.Love to you - Hopefully you meet him in the universe one day !
And here we've got some fresh yummy yummy for you. HomoSuperSapiens live at Theatron Open Air in le fonky town Munique at 9'th of august 2007:
And here we've got some more yummy yummy for you. HomoSuperSapiens live at Erste Liga in le freaque Munique. That was around april 2007. We couldn't help ourselves - we had to start with a wild'n groovy impovisation just to get warm:
And here we've got the ultimate yummy yummy for you.
HomoSuperSapiens live at Atomic Café in Monaco di Baviera (Dec. 2006) while performing a song called "Der nette Sonk":
